What should I do this weekend?

[arbusto_baboso]

A few ideas:

1) Get into my stash of exotic foreign beers and American microbrews and drink myself foolish and comical (Alesmith Wee Heavy, here I come!)

2) Discuss with Mrs. Baboso the "issues" we've been having lately. (We have a lot of gender role reversal in our marriage; I'm the open, emotional one, she just seems to use me for sex. You know how redheads can be...)

3) Disappear until Sunday evening.

Other suggestions?

[DarkTirade]

1. I'd say go for the first option and then throw in a little bit of what you mentioned

at the end of the parentheses in the second option.

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Actually, I'd have to REVERSE the order...

and save the beer drinking for afterward.

Not that I can't ... uh ... perform when drunk.

I just can't finish.

Supremely frustrating, I'm sure you understand.

[DarkTirade]

6. All too well.

[taterguy]

3. Watch Davidson destroy Wisconsin in the NCAA Tourney

[datasuspect]

4. come meet me at the sundowner motel by the route 30 bypass

across from crazy vaclav's used car emporium and directly adjacent to the starlite lounge.

i found two college age girls from bulgaria who like to party and think schlitz is the shit.

[arbusto_baboso]

5. Sorry. I prefer my college age stuff to be from Slovenia.

It's an odd preference, I know. But it's who I am.

[IronLionZion]

7. I think a wife who uses you for sex is not necessarily bad

and I see you have good beer so...sounds like you have a weekend of drunken debauchery ahead of you!

My gf and I joke about that too. I just want her delicious cooking and she just wants me for sex.

[arbusto_baboso]

8. You're right. I was just feeling a bit sorry for mysefl today.