regretably, my fellow DUers, I find that I must outsource my participation at DU

[leftofthedial]

I have entered into a relationship with a progressive posting service in Punjab. This relationship can ensure my profitability for the foreseeable future. The head of the service, Rajadeemasuptarhu, assures me that you will notice no difference whatsoever.

In a related story, I have laid myself off and given myself a bonus worth approximately $75 million dollars, plus a modest $3.4 million=dollar-per-year stipend.

PM me with your feedback on the new arrangement.

It's been swell!

[enigmatic]

1. OK, THIS is funny!

Well done:D

[The Straight Story]

2. You should post this in GD - if ya don't want to I will for ya

:) (with due credit linked back to your thread)

[leftofthedial]

7. Have you tried turning your GD off and then back on again?

this sometimes works.

[leftofthedial]

3. how is the weather today there in your part of America?

my conTRACT does not INclude posting in general DISCussion

but you, my new friend, may post there if you wish.

[Aristus]

4. That reminds me of a joke I made up, on the importance of adopting a short, snappy

American name when you come to this country. It runs:

"Dr. Arahmunpuhrnishashrashanda, report to the ER, STAT! Dr. Arahmunpuhrnishashr-Oh forget it! He's DEAD!"

[leftofthedial]

6. LOL

:rofl:

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. Thank you. Post again.

:)

[krispos42]

8. Ah, damn

And I don't have a Hindi font installed.

[leftofthedial]

9. we have a dowloadable

syLABic emPHASis filter you can use

[krispos42]

11. Oh, good

And does it automatically add "Thank you, post again!" to every paragraph?

[leftofthedial]

13. have you tried turning your thank you post again off and then back on again?

[HamstersFromHell]

10. Since I don't know if you've outsourced as of yet...

Howdy! (Pleased berry much to be meeting you!)

See? I'm Bi-lingual!

[NV Whino]

12. Please to presh one for Enrish

Pleas to presh eight for Spangrish