"The penis incident"

[Stinky The Clown]

Sparkly teaches a few hours a week at a private school for kids from age 3 through second grade.

Last week, the school experienced their first "penis incident" of the year. It seems Johnny (not his real name, obviously) went into the bathroom to urinate. Mary (also not her real name), not knowing he was in there, went in soon after. Johnny was standing, while Mary sat. A conversation about urination positions seems to have ensued. Johnny, completely innocently (maybe) turned toward Mary prior to repacking, let alone zipping, perhaps to illustrate the reason for the position he favored.

Mary saw the still unfettered penis and, rather than shrieking, reached out and yanked it.

Hard.

Johnny screamed, a teacher went in, and the year's first penis incident was discovered and ended.

Obviously this was all age appropriate (not certain of their ages, but either three or four) and no cause for any alarm. But laws being what they are these days, the teacher had to notify the parents.

The rest of the teachers thought it was all pretty funny. Not one bit unprecedented and every bit as innocent as all the others that have happened over the years.

But still funny.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. LOL.

:rofl:

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. In about 15 years that girl could be VERY popular.

I'm sorry. :spank:

[DarkTirade]

3. That is wrong on SO many levels...

... I'm surprised someone else didn't say beat you to it and say it first. :P

[regnaD kciN]

4. How come your school has one bathroom for both genders...?

:shrug:

[Redstone]

5. Oh, Christ, the school will blow it up into an International Incident, won't they?

With perhaps the attandant not-so-vague threats of Possible Legal Actions to follow, and the obligatory involvement of the State DCF (or whatever they're called in your state) to torture little Johnny's parents for the next year.

You KNOW that's goiing to happen, don't you?

Redstone