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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 09:18 PM
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Stoned Cop Calls 911: A Drama
Edited on Sun Mar-30-08 09:19 PM by Ava


A stoned officer calls 911 because he thinks that he and his wife are dying from an overdose of marijuana. This was a real 9-11 call that a person took and added an animation to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHTzpXyXO-4

i've never touched the stuff, but i swear.. seeing people make asses out of themselves like this makes me never ever ever want to, lol.
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 09:21 PM
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1. "I think we're dead"
Nice! :rofl:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 12:19 AM
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11. Jawesome.
I also enjoyed when he asked the score of the Red Wings game.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 12:21 AM
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12. typical guy
wife is overdosing on weed and he's worried about a game's score

:hide:




























:rofl:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 12:22 AM
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13. I'm surprised he's not Canadian.
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 04:17 AM
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17. If a Detroiter dies ...
and Saint Peter asks him about the last Red Wings game, he better know the score.

Or it's the downward-moving handbasket, baby!

:rofl:

Saint Peter is more understanding about any Lions score. He sympathizes.
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 09:24 PM
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2. His wife has a VICODIN habit and he thinks WEED is killing him!?!?
And we, as taxpayers trust him with a WEAPON!?
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 09:32 PM
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3. Some people are just too white to use pot
He should have put on some Pink Floyd and grooved. As it was, iirc, he lost his job, though no charges were filed. Silly nub, eating too many brownies and freaking.

Time is passing really, really, really, really slow.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 09:33 PM
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4. I remember seeing this, let's see
oh yeah, whoa nelly used to have it in her sig line but it was the news cast version

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

overdose of marijuana please send rescue

please come

please come

I think we're dying

I think we're dead

:spray:

time is moving really really slow :rofl: :rofl::rofl:
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 11:12 PM
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5. Those damned Beatles!!
She said I know what it's like to be dead
I know what it is to be sad
And she's making me feel like I've never been born.

I said "Who put all those things in your hair
Things that ake me feel that I'm mad
And you're making me feel like I've never been born."

She Said

She said "you don't understand what I said"
I said "No, no, no, you're wrong"
When I was a boy everything was right
Everything was right

I said "Even though you know what you know
I know that I'm ready to leave
'Cause you're making me feel like I've never been born."

She said "you don't understand what I said"
I said "No, no, no, you're wrong"
When I was a boy everything was right
Everything was right

I said "Even though you know what you know
I know that I'm ready to leave
'Cause you're making me feel like I've never been born."

She said I know what it's like to be dead
I know what it is to be sad...
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 11:14 PM
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6. Time is going by really, really, really slow
:rofl:

One of my all time fav vids!

Hey, Ava! :hi: :loveya:
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 11:54 PM
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8. hey Whoa_Nelly!
how have you been? :hi: :pals:
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 12:58 AM
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14. Doing well!
but Day-um! I hate grading papers! :P
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 11:37 PM
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7. I've made up for your not doing it.
:D
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-30-08 11:55 PM
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9. i'm sure you have
:P
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 12:06 AM
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10. that sounds more like an anxiety attack than a marijuana high
this dude just ate a large quantity of some dank nuggs and started freakin'

if you are not careful you cant get extremely high when eating weed.

The symptoms he was describing are anxiety.
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Alexander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 02:11 AM
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15. I love how he changes his answer to almost every question.
First they don't have a weapon, then they have a gun in the front bedroom.

First he's 28, then he's 29.

First he says his wife hasn't done any other drugs, then he says she popped 5, then 6, Vicodins.

Priceless.

:rofl:
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Downtown Hound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-31-08 02:29 AM
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16. In 5 years this man will be head of the DEA
I can picture him at a press conference now. "I know first hand the dangers of marijuana, having died on it myself. I'm here today to tell our young people, that time is much cooler when it's sped up. You wanna be cool, huh? You want to fit in? Wanna be the big boss man on the playground? Just remember the consequences. It's all fun and games until you die and call 911."
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