Forkboy hates lazy and weak grammar. Can anyone help him out here?

[cbayer]

Please try to add some humor that will be up to his standards.

:rofl:

[Forkboy]

1. humor...lazy and weak humor.

At least ask people to help for the right reasons. Lazy and weak grammar I don't mind.

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2. Sad fact is that some people just aren't all that funny. But people should know better

WRT good grammar. Weak humor = humor impaired. Weak grammar = intelligence impaired.

My little spin.

[Forkboy]

3. Well, I'm no Don Rickles, but some are really bad.

I'm talking cringe worthy, and not in a bad pun kind of way. :)

[cbayer]

4. What's a forkboy?

A young man with too much "tine" on his hands.

:rofl:

[Forkboy]

5. .....

:spray:

:rofl:

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about. :)

[pepperbear]

15. forkboy is sidekick to spoonman. n/t

[kentauros]

20. sounds like a job for The Tick.

Spoooooooon!

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9. It's similar to a henway, if I'm not mistaken....

[cbayer]

13. I'd pay for a henway.

Forkboy, I'd only take for free.

How many forkboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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14. You would pay for a henway? How would you do that?

:shrug:

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6. I know exactly what you mean. Condi Rice resigning on April Fool's. Yeeoch.

Clever is funny, but it's such a fine line between stupid and clever. :rofl:

[Forkboy]

7. I straddle that line daily.

;)

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8. I just quote movies to sound clever, as that line is actually from Tap!

:D

[Forkboy]

10. Don't we all?

British comedies serve me well here. :)

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11. Or, as I like to call them: Monty Python

:thumbsup:

[Forkboy]

12. I use Red Dwarf regularly here.

Stir in a dash of Blackadder and a little of the Young Ones and I'm good to go!

[Skittles]

16. YOU WANT I SHOULD KICK SOME FORKBOY ASS, CBAYER?

I'D PAY GOOD MONEY TO DO THAT :7

[Forkboy]

21. I'd let you do it for free.

:P

[TZ]

17. Forkboy

is such a drag-on us lame ass posters!:P

[madinmaryland]

18. What is the name of forkboy's and spoongirl's child?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

SPORKBOY!!1!!

[TZ]

19. If anyone sees forkboy around today

We should call him sporkboy..Thats pretty damn funny:rofl:

[Forkboy]

22. Have at it!

After being called Fuckboy I'll settle for anything even half way creative. :)