nirvana reuniting....with courtney love at the helm

[fizzgig]

http://area93.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104661&article=448688

listen to the samples at your own peril x(

:puke:

:cry:

[DS1]

1. I'd rather be raped by a pack of adulterous Mongol ducks

[fizzgig]

2. what? than listen to the clips?

[DS1]

3. affirmative

plus, orgasmic duck quacks might be more soothing

[fizzgig]

5. speak and spells all over the world are saying

'that answer is incorrect'

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Dude. I can't get past

the avatar. :cry:

You need a nice pic of SO in that spot.

[DS1]

12. How do you know that isn't SO?

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Well, she's certainly beautiful enough, SO I mean,

but IMHO, she wouldn't show her booty to just anyone.

:hide:

[Bake]

15. Your avatar is soooooooooo cheeky!

:rofl:

Bake

[Ordr]

16. Hopefully they'll head Courtney's way.

[NightWatcher]

4. thank gawd, did you listen to the clip? I rec Come As You Are

[fizzgig]

6. that clip made me wish for the sweet embrace of death

[Forkboy]

7. Those Dumb Punk Kids (Will Buy Anything)

Punks been dumbed down to just another form of tv
Marketed to shoppers
Spoonfed cartoon rebellion like sheep
Flock to worship any old school band
Who cares if they still care or if they're bad
Something new in town
Who wants to know?

And look at all the whores
Reunions for wrong reasons
Playing only songs from the good old days
About how bad the good old days were

So why not us?
We don't even like this stuff no more
But look at all that retro record cash

Those dumb punk kids will buy anything

We'll sue the guy who wrote the songs
So we can sell them into commercials
Steal the name and hit the road
Trashing all our band stood for

We wont rehearse, sound worse
Dig up some old child star who never learns the words
Hey, we're back
Show us how much you care
The merch booth's right over there!

Buy! Buy!

And if our scam works what a bandwagon it will be
Malcom in the Middle in the Misfits
Or Mary Kate and Ashley
Gary Coleman in Black Flag
Courtney in Nirvana at last
Emmanual Lewis back in action singing for the Germs!

When will it end?
When people see this for what it is
Rock and Roll Swindle Pistols backed a thief
So how about Martha Stewart in Dead Kennedys?

Cuz those dumb punk kids will buy anything.


- Jello Biafra, nailing it once again. :)

[Initech]

8. This HAS to be an April Fool's joke, right? Right?

[Taverner]

18. That was my thought

Especially since Krist Novoselic would beat her to death with his bass

[KamaAina]

10. I was thinking either an April Fool or a Rick Roll

I think I'd prefer the Rick Roll, actually. :eyes:

[mainegreen]

11. It's so god damned awful it must be a joke.

Plus, when did Love sounds like a drunken smoking Canadian midget? She sucks, but not that bad.

[Ava]

21. i like some of hole's stuff

then again i have a wide range of musical taste.

[billyskank]

13. That sort of thing should be illegal.

:o

[Ava]

17. nice april fool's joke

of course listening to the audio gives it all away

[billyskank]

19. Gah!

:dunce:

[IzaSparrow]

20. I read the op and thought...

no f'ing way! There is absolutely no f'ing way!

So I listened to the audio. It is not Love's "nails-on-a-chalkboard-trademarked" sound. I figure she couldn't have drank that much whiskey and smoked that many cigarettes (almost enough to get one of those mechanical larynx things). So 93.3 you did not fool me.

[LeftyMom]

22. If this is not an april fool,

I'm going to start drinking early tonight. x(

[KitchenWitch]

23. I would rather listen to Gilbert Gotfried sing "God Bless the USA" in an endless loop for the rest

of my life.

x(