WHOLLY CRAP! The Masters is NEXT WEEK!

[matcom]

:bounce:

GO TIGER GO!!!11

:bounce:

[madinmaryland]

1. I'm routing for Phil Mickelson to choke again!!1!!

Almost as certain as Tiger winning the masters!!1!!

[Mrs.Matcom]

2. I know it's April...

but why does it feel like February?? BRRRRR! Good thing they aren't playing in the northern states!

We doing another Master's Party like last year?

[DS1]

3. It's "HOLY CRAP" numbskull

:eyes:


now go enjoy the new light photography

[matcom]

4. no it isn't man-box-mate

and dammit! PICK UP AFTER YOUR SHIT ASSHOLE!

:grr:

there ain't NUTTIN' "HOLY" about YOUR bathroom habits! x(

[DS1]

5. Fuck you! Until you stop leaving empty TP rolls down there, I'll continue to kick it over to

your side

[matcom]

7. WHY can't you change the roll yourself?

YOU used the last square! YOU should change it!

:cry:

and STOP leaving the damned SEAT UP!!1

I fell in last night and almost DROWNED!!

[DS1]

8. try to realize the truth

There is no seat








...






Just a shiny motherfuckin spoon with your name on it, Neo, like I got you for Christmas, so you can clean the motherfucking box up like I told you last year

[matcom]

9. the spoon doesn't work well

so i'll do what I did last week and clean it out using your sippy-cup

[DS1]

10. You cleaned out the box with Lori's nipples?

eww

[matcom]

11. you have NO understanding of terminology! IDIOT

MY 'sippy-cup' isn't HER nipples!

:eyes:

I'm a TACO man!

:P

[Faygo Kid]

25. I always though you were a "mashie" guy, Matcom.

When I think of Bertie Wooster, I think of you with a mashie (click) or a double mashie (click, click) out there on the grounds of Chufnell Hall having a go at it. What Ho, Matcom

[Midlodemocrat]

15. After reading this exchange, I am bewildered about something.

How did two lovelies like SO and Lori end up with two bubbleheaded idiots like you?

:hide:

[Kingofalldems]

6. Watch Sergio this year

A new pupil of Stan Utley (putting). And remember that the king made the prediction.

[GOPisEvil]

12. I will be visiting Madrone next weekend.

I will be traveling home on Sunday.

WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?! :banghead:

[matcom]

14. YOU MORAN!!

:rofl:

you BETTER get laid

ALL THREE

:rofl:

[DS1]

16. Who is the third?

eh? eh? eh?

[matcom]

17. SOteric

:hide:

[DS1]

19. NooooooooO.Oooooooo!

[GOPisEvil]

20. I'll land at Sea-Tac, she can pick me up, then we're heading east.

[matcom]

21. she simply has grown tired of your odors

i'm sorry

[SOteric]

26. Fibber. You're just trying to get revenge

'cuz he gets all the attention from Mrs.Matcom.

[GOPisEvil]

18. LMAO!!!

I, uh, have no public comment at this time. :D

[KamaAina]

13. Locking. No golf threads.

:P

[Faygo Kid]

22. Nice try. Jack Nicklaus, 1986: Great moment.

YESSIR!

[KamaAina]

23. I didn't say no golf *posts*, smart-aleck!

:P

Yessir, that was teh awesome.

[WinkyDink]

24. AW---right!! Time for Tiger and the azaleas!