Bullwinkle925
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:02 PM
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I absolutely double-dawg dare any of you . . . |
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to bring a smile to my face.
;(
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:04 PM
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Bullwinkle925
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:06 PM
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but, thanks for trying. :(
guess i'm more sad than i thought i was.
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:09 PM
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And you can see his dingus!
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:05 PM
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:08 PM
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4. thanks for trying . . . |
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couldn't get a glimmer of one going.
crappity-crap.
only feel like crying.
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:09 PM
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I wish I could help.
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:08 PM
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5. DeposeTheBoyKing is playing cello nekkid |
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:09 PM
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7. thanks for trying . . . |
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:12 PM
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10. I risked my life for naught? |
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hmm...
So.. this skeleton strolls into a bar and says, "Barkeep! Gimme a beer and a mop!
the end.
*tickle*
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:11 PM
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:12 PM
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11. Anybody who's used Real Player will chuckle at this: |
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:14 PM
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:55 PM
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15. Perhaps you need someone to leek you |
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Thu Apr-03-08 07:08 PM
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16. How about an example of how wisdom comes with age? |
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, 'I don't think you understand, I want something very special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000,' the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'By check and I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds. I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said. Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no money in that account.' 'I know.' said the old man, 'But can you imagine the weekend I had?'
--If you didn't like the joke you can blame my dad. He sent it to me.
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Thu Apr-03-08 07:11 PM
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17. An earthquake - 6.8 on the richter scale - hit Mexico, killing 2 million people. |
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Several governments sent aid to the stricken country.
Britain, Germany and Japan sent financial aid.
Canada sent food, medical supplies and civil aid personnel.
The US sent 2 million replacement Mexicans.
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Thu Apr-03-08 07:23 PM
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19. One of the kids in this commercial reminds me of my grandson: |
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Thu Apr-03-08 07:25 PM
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21. Music? Always does it for me:) |
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Edited on Thu Apr-03-08 07:27 PM by Ahpook
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Thu Apr-03-08 08:12 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqnv8wnIPKMI absolutely double-dawg dare you not to smile. Lilyhoney
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