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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:02 PM
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I absolutely double-dawg dare any of you . . .
to bring a smile to my face.

;(
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:04 PM
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1. ok
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:06 PM
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3. nope . . .
but, thanks for trying.
:(

guess i'm more sad than i thought i was.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:09 PM
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6. it's a hedgehog baby!
And you can see his dingus!
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:05 PM
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2. Have you seen this?
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:08 PM
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4. thanks for trying . . .
couldn't get a glimmer of one going.

crappity-crap.

only feel like crying.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:09 PM
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8. Oh...
I wish I could help.

:hug:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:08 PM
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5. DeposeTheBoyKing is playing cello nekkid
at a Bush Rally!

:yoiks:
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:09 PM
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7. thanks for trying . . .
no smile yet
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:12 PM
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10. I risked my life for naught?
hmm...

So.. this skeleton strolls into a bar and says, "Barkeep! Gimme a beer and a mop!

the end.

*tickle*
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:11 PM
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9. hmm.
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:12 PM
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11. Anybody who's used Real Player will chuckle at this:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 07:24 PM
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20. That's funny.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:14 PM
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12. Try this....
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algol Donating Member (85 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:18 PM
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13. Perhaps?
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:52 PM
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14. k
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TexasBushwhacker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 06:55 PM
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15. Perhaps you need someone to leek you
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 07:08 PM
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16. How about an example of how wisdom comes with age?
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he
was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and
showed it to him. The old man said, 'I don't think you understand, I
want something very special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over.

'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000,' the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'By
check and I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write
it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds.
I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no
money in that account.'

'I know.' said the old man, 'But can you imagine the weekend I had?'

--If you didn't like the joke you can blame my dad. He sent it to me.
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Pharlo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 07:11 PM
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17. An earthquake - 6.8 on the richter scale - hit Mexico, killing 2 million people.
Several governments sent aid to the stricken country.

Britain, Germany and Japan sent financial aid.

Canada sent food, medical supplies and civil aid personnel.

The US sent 2 million replacement Mexicans.

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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 07:11 PM
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18. Here's my best shot:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 07:23 PM
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19. One of the kids in this commercial reminds me of my grandson:
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Ahpook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 07:25 PM
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21. Music? Always does it for me:)
Edited on Thu Apr-03-08 07:27 PM by Ahpook
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Lilyhoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 08:12 PM
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22. Watch this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqnv8wnIPKM

I absolutely double-dawg dare you not to smile.

Lilyhoney
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