Atheist sex thread

[Dr. Strange]

If I hadn't seen the artist's name there, I would have thought this was from a Chick tract.

[BurtWorm]

1. I trained myself to say Shazam! when someone sneezes.

I can train myself to say Shazam! in other situations too.

:patriot:

[Dr. Strange]

3. Have fun practicing!

:rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

8. "Gezundheit" works. It translates to "Good Health", I believe. nt

[BurtWorm]

10. German? At that moment?

That would kind of dampen the mood, don't you think?

:o

[Warren DeMontague]

14. Okay, you got me.

I'm cracking up. :rofl:

[Sabriel]

15. Some people apparently like that sort of thing...

Like Max Mosely, for example:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/formula_1/article3649197.ece

[Arugula Latte]

33. I use that one. Plus it's fun to say.

Geszundheit! :woohoo: Geszundheit!

[quip]

2. This is very riffable....

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

4. riffable?

Who let the riffable raff in here?

[quip]

5. You have seen the enema and he is you!

[Dr. Strange]

7. And I'm on the runs.

Aw crap, I made a typo.

[quip]

9. CODE BROWN, DuStrange's trowsers!

[unpossibles]

6. as an agnostic, I like to cry out, "I don't know!!" nt

[Phillycat]

12. "I can't confirm or denyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

:rofl:

[unpossibles]

19. ahahah! It used to be "WHO ARE YOU!?" but that got me in trouble nt

[sarge43]

24. "Don't know, don't care, don't bother me!!" works, too. n/t

[Fleshdancer]

11. I call out the name of my lover because God has nothing to do with my orgasm

what's so difficult about giving credit where credit is due? Quite frankly, I would be insulted if any other name but my own was called out while having sex with someone. ;)

[NewJeffCT]

13. how about, "oh yes, oh yes, oh yes"?

that's pretty non religious.

[quip]

17. It's culturally interesting when you are watching a porn clip and suddenly you realize that the

girl is crying "ja! ja!" or "oui! oui!"

[NewJeffCT]

18. I'll have to take your word for that one

I've never seen a foreign porn film. I'm sheltered, all my porn has been been American.

[quip]

20. USA! USA! USA!

:patriot:

"I made her in the USA"

:rofl: :hi:

[TZ]

23. ....

Was it in B/W cause then its art right..?
you truly are a renaissaince man...:rofl:

[quip]

27. Here are the rules:

1. If it is in a foreign language, it's not "porn," it's art.
2. If it is in black and white, it's not "porn," it's art.
3. If it is in English, but it is black and white, see #2
4. If it is in color, but it is in a foreign language, see #1
5. If it is in color and in English and has a sketchy title, it is a Star Trek episode.... really!

:D

[nomorenomore08]

26. Or when the dude keeps asking "Das ist gut?" over and over again.

Not that I would have first-hand knowledge of any such thing. :hide:

[LynzM]

31. Or "da, da!"

Um, don't ask how I know that... :evilgrin:

[quip]

32. Yuck! Incest?

Actually, that is what Marcel Duchamp screams out during sex! :rofl:

:rofl:

[TZ]

35. Hmm that makes me wonder

What would Marcel Marceaux the mime scream out during sex?..:shrug:

[quip]

36. My guess:

[pokerfan]

16. Five 'oh god's' and a bunch of yes's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5dqQGQpiJM

[DarkTirade]

21. People wonder why Jesus supposedly never married...

can you imagine how difficult it would be to have sex when she starts calling out your dad's name halfway through?

[Dr. Strange]

28. You make an interesting point.

I hereby nominate DarkTirade to be resident DU theologian.

[DarkTirade]

30. Were I given such a position,

my response to every religious debate would be either "Your beliefs are silly!" or "Your beliefs aren't silly enough!"

And for the occasional bigoted ass who uses their religion to justify said bigotry, I'd either say, "Your beliefs are stupid!" or "Fuck off and die, you bigoted prick. Stop using your religion as an excuse to justify your insecure hatreds."

Hmm... in that case, you might have something there. :P

[libodem]

22. That makes me

so hot and bothered. I think I felt a little twitch. Orgasmic chemistry.:P

[IzaSparrow]

25. hahaha

:rofl:
I let out a bellowing guffaw when I read the OP. Thanks!

[Dr. Strange]

29. That should be my next thread:

IzaSparrow lets out a bellowing guffaw during sex.

[Arugula Latte]

34. "Oh Nonexistent Deity!" ... "Oh Meaningless Void!"

[Boudica the Lyoness]

37. I say Oh God and Oh shit

and I don't worship either one.