madinmaryland sex thread

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[TZ]

1. ?

Yes I clicked! But I see a red x!!

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3. Oh noes, you must be blocked at work!

:(

[madinmaryland]

2. Busy day with the twins today!!!

:rofl:

:hi:

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4. You rang?

Sin, Twins! :rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

18. WTF, are they screwing their heads back on???

hope they have the right ones or they won't fit right and start to leak.....



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:rofl: :rofl:

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23. I'd screw them

:rofl: :hi:

[RainDog]

5. ...

[Dr. Strange]

6. Oh. My. God.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn::popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :rofl: :applause:

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22. Why are you so surprised? We temeahs get around... wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean

say no more! ;) :evilgrin:

[RainDog]

39. wtf are you doing in that 2nd row, 2nd smiley???

:wow:

[RainDog]

51. do over

so what happened to DuStrange?

[Dr. Strange]

68. 2nd row, 2nd smiley is eating popcorn.

[RainDog]

71. you know, after I posted that remark

I just sort of wanted to smack myself on the head because... yeah, it's the internets, babies! well, if you were ever curious about what my screen size was at that moment...

p.s. since I'm spatially challenged (among other things, apparently) make sure you read the emoticon porn film request upthread...

[TZ]

7. Bravo!!!

:applause:

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9. Why do you see his and not mine?

[TZ]

10. I dunno..

Maybe my computer just likes him better..;-)

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13. Do you see this:

[TZ]

16. nope

[Dr. Strange]

31. Holy shit, dude!

Where did you get that picture of Angelina Jolie oil wrestling with Jennifer Aniston?

Kudos!

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34. You're just kidding around, I know. But seriously, did you ever know that there were nekkid pics of

George Clooney all oiled up like that floating around the internets???? :shrug:

[TZ]

38. ooh. you are so dead ..

When I get home and see what that REALLY is....bookmarking...NOW!:mad:

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41. BAAAAAAH!!!!ELEVENS!!

How I enjoy tweaking you, Sue! :rofl:

[TZ]

42. You and the rest of the world....

;-) :D
I learn quick..remember you called me a big tease... I can dish it out and take it!

[Captain Hilts]

55. Ooh, that's NOT fair to the folks that can't see the picture. You play 'dirty'! nt

[TZ]

59. BWAAA!!!

He does everything "dirty"!!!!:rofl:

[TZ]

54. Okay I can finally see the OP photo..(which is very funny)

and yeah thats bizarre that I could see RainDog's and not yours. However, there's something I can't figure out..the photo right here..is it supposed to be "this photo is currently unavailable"?
I'm assuming you tried to repost your original. But I'm just a biiit curious...:)

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57. I did, only in a different form. Stupid issues with flickr I think. I don't know..

[Dr. Strange]

11. temeah's pulling a CreekDog with respect to RainDog.

Something about that gives me the warm fuzzies.

[TZ]

14. You are right!

Hey temeah...RainDog is a FEMALE....Oh the cosmic irony of it all....:popcorn:

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20. Oops! I would apologize but I am beside myself and unable to reach

The part of me that gives a http://youtube.com/watch?v=XGDpzqs3vYg&feature=RecentlyWatched&page=1&t=t&f=b">fuck!

:rofl:

[RainDog]

21. You didn't know I'm a female!!!

I should find some pic I've posted here before... but for some reason I don't want to do that in this thread... dunno why. go check your pm. I'll send you a link. DuStrange told me to and I didn't, but I'll send it to you as a guy, okay?

re: multiple temeahs - I had to make a quick choice... go for grammar or go for accuracy. Grammar won. Too bad for you I'm home from work early today. :evilgrin:

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30. In my haste I think I saw "Creekdog" and took off from there. HE's normally the bastid

that's dogging me all of the time! :rofl:

:hide:

On edit: Okay, wait, again in my haste I didn't mean to imply that YOU are a, well... God, that's funny! :pals:

[RainDog]

35. ahem

LOLOLOL! I was so flustered, all the pixs here (except for the last one) are to the Cherry Knight video!!!! sorry, but must edit. will delete in t-meah minus 1 second. I'm glad I went back to make sure the links weren't broken!

okay, all gone now.

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46. Yeah, was wondering about that! You really have gotten me all confused! LOL

:P

[RainDog]

47. I give up

I cannot keep up with you merry pranksters.

I thought, below, you were talking about the email, but you were talking about those pix??

if I had known, I would've just left them up. :)

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48. Both! PM you to me!

[TZ]

49. tsk.

Haven't I sent you enough nekkid yoga pictures to keep you happy..Some people sheesh.....:rofl:

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50. I'm not asking for nekkid pics of her!

Yet... :rofl: :hi:

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33. WOW! Thanks for the home movie, RainDog! But you really should

wear more clothing-- you'll catch a cold! :P

[RainDog]

37. LOL

no way that's me.

I have a lot better moves than that!

everything else, of course, is EXACTLY like me. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

btw, I posted photographic evidence of my double x-ness downthread. check it out, cause then I'm taking them down.

(really, don't wanna keep pix up here at this time b/c of job stuff.)

[RainDog]

29. pull a CreekDog?

gee, I thought I was gonna be all up in his grill and now I'm gonna go pout.

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8. I am beside myself with indignation!

There are other temeahs????? :shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

12. Well...

if you keep having sex, there's a chance that there could be.

Would you like a lesson in reproductive biology?

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15. Very much so I would

:9 :P

[TZ]

I think a biologist would be helpful for this lesson...

Don't you?:evilgrin:

[siligut]

24. Hey! This is the madinmaryland sex thread.

You guys are fucking it up.





















I forget; are double entendres allowed in DU?

[TZ]

26. If not..

we are all gonna have a giant pizza party in this thread...:D

[siligut]

40. Pizza? MMMM.

What lost-in-nj said: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7628845&mesg_id=7628926












I’m just not sure I can take anymore. :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

28. Reproductive Biology: A lesson in pictures. By DuStrange, PhD

Reproduction begins when one person sets out to mate with another.


When properly prepared



a couple performs what is known as "The Yummy."


Although there are ways to avoid reproduction after doing the yummy


no method of birth control is perfect.

And so, as often happens, fertilization results.



And after several years, the parents say, "What were we thinking?"


The End.

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43. That was VERY informative! Thanks! But now I had heard something about a cigarette afterwards?

:shrug:

[TZ]

45. What? No birds or bees?

How can you talk about reproduction without that. For SHAME, DuStrange..corrupting the innocent, *hack*,*hack*,*cough*,*wheeze*, uh sorry..slightly less innocent people in this thread...:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

19. LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


this is just getting better and better!!!!


lost

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27. The best part is: how has RainDog come by this private information? Hmmmm?

:rofl: :evilgrin:

[RainDog]

32. well, you thought I was CreekDog, remember?

:smoke:

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36. A ménagerie à trois? Does this have anything to do with this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7628683

I am the Inchworm, coo-coo ca-choo!

[RainDog]

44. ...no you thought... oh nevermind. n/t

[lost-in-nj]

17. pfft..........

:spray: :spray: :rofl:


lost

[krispos42]

25. Maybe somebody with some animated GIF skillz...

Can take this one...




And somehow mix them together?

Maybe put the Brazillion joke in the speech bubble?


I know nothing about animiated GIFs... :-(

[KamaAina]

52. Locking. No madinmaryland threads.

:P

[TZ]

53. He. I was thinking about doing that

But you should have added
Signed LynneSin, Moderator in chief of village idiots....:rofl:

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56. BAAAAAAH!!!!ELEVENS!! At first I read "No madeinmaryland threads"

:rofl:

[TZ]

58. you ARE a spaz aren't you!

between turtlesue and RainDog being Creekdog.....
He. I love giving you a hard time too....:rofl:

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60. I resemble that comment!

:hi:

[lost-in-nj]

61. Jesus

is he STILL having sex???????

he blows the 3-13 minute rule out of the water.......


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[Dr. Strange]

62. He blows the what now?

:)

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63. Apparently is did MORE than just walk on the water....

:P

[SPKrazy]

64. Jesus had sex?

:rofl:

he might have but

I wouldn't want to start that thread here :P

[RainDog]

65. Mr Temeah's neighborhood

okay, no one would answer my CreekDog question, so this morning I edjukated myself and discovered these things:

1. temeah's name is not a reference to South Park (timeeeah!)
2. I am totally ignorant of backwards frontwards Hebrew (who woulda thunk...)
3. CreekDog is a male who thought temeah was a female because he (temeah) had "eah" on the end of his nom D'u.
4. it is therefore cosmic irony that temeahh (not as in timeeeah!) thought that the poster currently known as RainDog was a male.
5. And temeah was not implying I was a bastard. And DuStrange did not call me RainBitch, either.
6. When you click on a google link, it does not immediately copy it and erase the previous link you had saved. (okay, I knew this, but apparently my lunchtime merlot(s) didn't.
7. Inchworm has dogs that drink too much and leave crackers and cheese on the floor.
8. Turtlesue may be as gullible as I am (hmmm, what WAS that picture that was removed?)
9. DuStrange has an emoticon of smiley faces doing it doggie style.
10. Jesus was celebate because he had "daddy" issues.
11. spatially-challenged people (who might that be?) are also spatially challenged online and post explanations for things that do not exist downthread, but instead are upthread. These things, however, still do not make sense without pix.

[TZ]

66. lol!

You summed it up quite well...Although to be fair DuStrange has a LOT of smiley emoticons doing naughty things--he could probably make an emoticon porno flick...:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

67. An emoticon porno flick...

Hmmm...I could call it "The Smiley-High Club." Maybe I'll do it in black & white, so it would be "art" instead of porn.

[RainDog]

69. Yes!

Yes, oooh, yes, yes ahhhhhhhhhh ah ah ooooooooooh, yes...

can I do voice over?

here's some mood lighting



I LOVE the name. This needs to be posted on YouTube. You'll be a YouTube gazillionaire.

[Dr. Strange]

70. I do it for the art, not the money.

It's all about the art.

[RainDog]

72. whatever.

can I still do the voice over?

I'll record it and post it online. I used to know of a place where you could post audio via a telephone for free.

oh and yeah, it's all about the art for me too. :spray:

...which means no money shots.

[Dr. Strange]

75. Sure, send in your audio audition.

Are you allergic to Miracle Whip?

[TZ]

76. Speaking of whips

Make sure you give ME due credit for the idea or I'll whip you.....:P

[Dr. Strange]

77. Maybe we'll save that for the sequel.

"Mistress TZ: Nice whipping post, Hitler."

[TZ]

74. "its all about the art..."

of Mr.Coffee's bunk that is.....:evilgrin:

[TZ]

73. yes

and you know who could serve as artistic consultant--he has all the rules straight!