Possibly an item for people with too much money?

[Chan790]

I was goofing around on the internet looking for fuzzy handcuffs as a gag gift for a friend who is getting married when I found the most decadently-stupid luxury item of all time for $1500.

It was (and I'm choosing my words carefully here to avoid the dreaded sex-thread lock) a solid-gold "personal massager". Who would buy such a thing? It's not like you can show it off or anything.

[Droopy]

1. Yep. That's for people with more money than sense.

Now that I think about it, though, gold prices are going up. It might actually be a wise investment. :D

[DarkTirade]

2. I guess some people really do get off on money.

:shrug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Because you can't just stick *anything* in there.

You need the best.

[Critters2]

4. And I thought I was being extravagant when I bought organic cucumbers! nt