What should be done to a person who calls Jello Biafra an emo?

[otherlander]

Some guy in my school who only listens to hip hop accused me of listening to emo music when I put on Frankenchrist during gym. I thought some of the more twisted minds of the Lounge could have fun coming up with suggestions.

[Droopy]

1. You should force him to listen to Panic! At the Disco next time

[otherlander]

5. Bwahahaha..... yes.

:evilgrin:

[SoxFan]

2. The term "overrated" is more appropriate

[quadriga]

3. Drive a railroad spike through the flabby part of his thigh.

[Deja Q]

4. With a name like Jello, wouldn't "jiggle" be more apropos to "emo"?

Indeed, what are we talkin' about?

[LeftyMom]

6. I am much too horrified to devise sufficient retribution.

:O

[Turbineguy]

7. Mozart

handcuffs and leg restraints.

Advice. Not binding.

[asthmaticeog]

8. Point and laugh.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. Seconded.

[XemaSab]

10. Give 'em something to be emo ABOUT

:P

[Chan790]

11. A hip-hop head?

Tell him that everybody knows that Puffy had both Biggy and Tupac killed. His head might explode.

[Forkboy]

12. Pelt them with rocks and garbage.

Then make them read his lyrics for good measure.