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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 08:05 PM
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Wanna join me at the Funplex?
I’m a pleasure seeker
Shoppin’ for a new distraction
I’m a pleasure seeker
Lookin’ for some platinum action
I’m a pleasure seeker
Movin’ to the muzak
I’m a pleasure seeker
Lookin’ for the real thing

Chandalabra’s in a wonder bra
Dress barn runway - a real draw
Faster Pussycat thrill thrill
I’m at the mall on a diet pill

Oh broke my heart
At the Funplex
Yes you did
Yes you did
(repeat)

The Taco Tiki Hut is where we’re all gonna meet
Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine
Oh Honey -
Is it all about money?

Hey lady
What?
What lady?
That lady?
No!

Private property - hippie be quiet
Your peace sign t-shirt
Could cause a riot
Faster faster - can’t get enough
What the hell will I do with this stuff?

I’m your daytime waitress
At the Taco Tiki Hut
I’m your daytime waitress
Here’s your stupid 7-Up
You kicked my heart
Goin’ up and down the escalator
You blew me off and
And now you’ve lost
The real thing

Oooh - broke my heart at the Funplex
Yes you did - yes you did
Oooh - broke my heart at the Funplex
Yes you did - yes you did

You know - fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher
No will power and my wallet’s on fire!
(Panic at the Funplex - Panic at the Funplex)

Oooh - broke my heart
Oooh - broke my heart
Panic at the Funplex

Faster, faster - thrill, thrill
Too much to do
It’s time for a pill

Oooh - broke my heart
Panic at the Funplex

Misery at the Funplex!
And there’s too much sex!
The world is goin’ to hell
And what is that horrible smell?



The irony is, without the CD player and CD I bought at the funplex, with lack of self control, I couldn't be listening to it right now. :7

And I'll have sex with my wallet; that'll get 'em griping on two fronts! :P

(actually, it's a decent song, but the irony, double irony, and double double irony is unintentionally hilarious.)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 08:13 PM
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1. KICK!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-05-08 08:22 PM
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2. You'd kick me in the funplex?
:cry:

:rofl:
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