I wish this drama would stop.

[LeftyFingerPop]

You know, I come in here for a laugh, but lately...cough...cough...things have not been so...COUGH COUGH...funny and..ack ACKKKKKKKKK.....SPOOOOOOOOO.......COUGH.....'scuse me....sorry...:patriot: :freak:

puh puh puh puh puh puh

[TZ]

1. Okay

Clearly I'm missing something here.....:shrug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Locking.

[lost-in-nj]

2. philboy

want a laugh???




Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"



:hi:


lost

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Stop it...

I don't really come here for a laugh.

I come here for the camaraderie. :silly:

How you doing lost? :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

5. You mean Masterpiece Theater?

No kidding, how long has that drama been on?

[quip]

8. Time for rebranding of that old tome. If Pizza Hut can become Pasta Hut, Masterpiece Theater can

become "Masterbate Theater"

That is all.

[Dr. Strange]

9. They had Jack Palance hosting that for a while.

But the wankers finally figured they had to get Jack off.

[quip]

10. So they told him to beat it,eh?

Wankers.:mad:

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Locking.

No Michael Jackson threads.

Please refer to the DU rules.

Thank you.

[quip]

16. I've Ben Bad

Jamoe.

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. You're so bad that you're good. n/t

[quip]

18. ...

Not good: http://youtube.com/watch?v=aSqo17o2a1w">Ben http://youtube.com/watch?v=uG5NhkxQJQc">Bad

:)

[Dr. Strange]

20. Wasn't Ben a mole rat?

[quip]

34. I think I'm the wrong person to be asked that question! But having teenagers, I can field anything

WRT mall rats.... :hi:

[Bullwinkle925]

6. for pete's sake philboy . . .

are you sayin' it's *too much drama for the mama*?


:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

7. Drama? What Drama?

:shrug:

not my drama thank Gawdess :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. ?

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Don't ask Pri...

It even hurts me to think about it...:cry:

[siligut]

14. You are so good looking!

:hug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. Me?

:hug:

[siligut]

26. Yes you.

It is from a Seinfeld epsode. The gist was if you really want to make someone feel better, bless you or Gesundheit don’t really cut it.

[LeftyFingerPop]

28. Huh? n/t

[madinmaryland]

19. Sorry, I haven't been posting much recently. Here ya go...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. Why do I...

continue to laugh my ass off whenever you do this? :rofl:

[SarahB]

21. I doubt the vast majority of people even know what the heck even you're talking about. NT

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. And the beauty of it is...I don't even know what i am talking about. n/t

[Phillycat]

23. Exactly - but the OP sure does add to the general drama and negativity.

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. Really? How's that?

[Phillycat]

25. If 99% of us have no idea it's going on, pointing it out is really counter-

productive. We're enjoying our lounge, and then we come across your post and we think, "Huh, apparently there's more stupid shit going on in the lounge again. I wonder who's fighting with who?" If we're bored, we might even check for locked threads or search for a couple of likely suspects. But mainly we'd be reminded that there's a whole secret, stupid world at DU where people snipe at and gossip about each other. Whereas if you'd left whatever melodrama going on to the world of PM's where it belongs, instead of dragging it to all of our attention, we could have continued on, happily unaware.

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. I think someone needs to step away from their computer.

There is no drama.

I PM with one person.

The OP is total horse shit.

Settle down, would you? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Phillycat]

29. ...and that someone is you.

Posting unfunny idiocy designed to stir shit up is one sure sign you spend too much time online. Go get some fresh air.

[LeftyFingerPop]

31. You're right...

I think I'll go put a bullet in someone at the grocery store for having too many Twinkies in the express lane.

[TZ]

32. All this thread needs now

Is a rick roll to make it perfect....:D

[LeftyFingerPop]

33. Don't tempt me...

There is a certain beauty in repetition you know. :P

[Parche]

35. Pubes?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

:hug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

36. Damnit!!

Again with the pubes?

[TZ]

37. He's obsessed today...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7637258#7637263

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

38. I know. If it is not planes, it is pubes....

planes....pubes....planes....pubes....planes.....pubes....

I've talked to him about this.

He won't listen to reason.

[LeftyFingerPop]

39. .