How far does the cord on your cell phone reach?

[LeftyFingerPop]

I just bit the bullet and bought a 2,000 foot cord.

It works pretty good, except when I'm driving.

[XemaSab]

1. lol

:D

[Dr. Strange]

2. You're the cause of 82% of global warming.

You and your cord-buying ways!

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. I just love...

driving my Hummer while eating a Big Mac with one hand, smoking a cig with the other, and having a corded cell phone cradled against my ear with my shoulder. It's the only way to travel!!

[Dr. Strange]

6. 84%

[QMPMom]

4. Were you the person that asked me at work today

if the baby onesie she was holding was pink? She said it looked pink but wanted to be sure.....

[asteroid2003QQ47]

5. Fiber optic or copper?

If copper, how do you protect it from salvage thieves?

[asteroid2003QQ47]

13. Given your reticence, philboy, I'm...

going to go ahead and assume that not only did you opt for the copper cable but that you shelled out the big bucks for the Unlimited Expansion 2,000 Foot Model and you're saying to yourself, "Self, who the hell is this guy and why would he want to know details of the security measures I've taken unless he plans to steal my cable?" I can assure you that my motives are pure, philboy but in all honesty, if the situation were reversed, I would not reveal any information either.

[siligut]

7. I fucking hate my cell phone and cord.

I have it out on necessity, but never use it otherwise. Fuck, we really do need to start a commune. I am going to watch the Muppets again, get this taste out of my mind.

[madinmaryland]

8. What's a cellphone?

[mainegreen]

9. I had the laser beam cord model.

It was awesome, until the police got all in my face about 'blindings, fires, and decapitations'. Sissies. Of course I needed the 200 gigagwatt model! How else can I use it when I visit my moms house up north?

[kentauros]

10. Be sure and attach your corded handset to the cell while you're at it.

Such as one of these Hulger handsets

[Robb]

11. My God, that's brilliant

:rofl:

[kentauros]

12. You'll just love these two models, then ;)

Rotary Cellphone

Shoephone

"Do you know your shoe is ringing?"

[Parche]

14. Reaches The Pubes

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. Fucking hell Parche....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[asteroid2003QQ47]

16. Alerting!

Parche, have you no shame, disrupting a serious scientific
thread with sexual deviation.

Uh, out of curiosity, is your phone on vibrate and I hope you
chose fibre optic cable, not copper, out of consideration to
electric conductivity hazards in damp locations.