What happens if JeffR gets a DUzy?

[Wetzelbill]

Does the world like... I don't know, fold back upon itself or some shit like that?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5420557

[KitchenWitch]

1. It creates a tiny tear in the space-time continuum

[Wetzelbill]

2. Oh that's all that can't be too bad

if you don't mind nothing ever being the same ever again.

[Orrex]

3. The same thing happened that time Skinner TS'ed himself

Prior to that event, the fork went on the right, while the knife and spoon were on the left.


Now, chaos reigns.

[Wetzelbill]

4. So that's why my bad knee is now my good knee

and why I used to be a Free Republic poster and now somehow ended up here.

[NanceGreggs]

5. It would be the end of civilization as we know it ...

... being an event signaling the Apocalypse. "War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, JeffRDuzy."

It's all right there in the Bible - duh!

[Wetzelbill]

8. Is that before or after Bush ascends to heaven on a chariot

driven by Ronald Reagan? I'm a little fuzzy on that stuff. About all I know is that the earth is like 85 years old or something.

[SOteric]

6. We congratulate him

and eagerly await his next moment of humourous inspiration.

Meanwhile, have some Swedish Fish:

[Wetzelbill]

7. my childlike male mind is easily distracted

by candy....

What were we talking about again?

[MilesColtrane]

9. Skinner initiates a DU Internal Affairs review.

If the selected reviewer dies laughing, the DUzy stands.
If he's only slightly maimed, the DUzy is revoked.

[Wetzelbill]

10. that sounds about right

:)

[KamaAina]

11. The rest of us losers cry favoritism.

:P