Paris Hilton: "If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/index.html?viewall=1



Paris Hilton kept the locals amused during her recent visit to South Africa, where she accompanied her Good Charlotte boyfriend, Benji Madden.

The couple stayed at the ultra-luxe Mount Nelson Hotel in Cape Town, along with the Kaiser Chiefs and Korn, who were also in town for the My Coke Fest music event. (Apparently, calling a rock festival My Coke Fest isn't ironic in South Africa.)

A hotel spy tells us: "Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman's dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, 'If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?'"

Perhaps Paris could take one home and feed it with her leftover Chihuahuas.

[petronius]

1. Run away? Personally, I'd be more concerned if a cheetah ran toward me

:shrug:

[regularguy]

2. And if it doesn't run away, do you have to tip it?

Life is so confusing!

[SoxFan]

3. What kind of guy is named "Benji"?

[fizzgig]

4. i lost five points off my iq just reading this

i want them back x(

[Orsino]

5. It would die of thirst soon after she got bored with it. n/t

[KitchenWitch]

6. Yes, Paris, because it would know who you are, it would no longer be a wild animal

:eyes:

[Shakespeare]

7. It's kind of disturbing that she thinks everything is buy-able.

Well, not kind of disturbing, full on, give-ya-bad-dreams disturbing.

[Fleshdancer]

8. thesuperficial.com has the best response to this:

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/paris_hilton_wants_a_cheetah.php

Okay, usually when Paris Hilton does something my knee-jerk reaction is "Wow, what a fucking idiot." This time, however, I couldn't be more on board. Paris, get the cheetah. Seriously, anyone that tells you it will kill you is just fat, stupid and trying to steal your man. You should definitely bring one home and let it run around your house. And you know what else would be super hot? Tying a steak around your neck. That bitch Lindsay Lohan would be so jealous she'd pee herself. No fooling. She told me the other day then burnt me with her fire-crotch so you know it's true. Need a lift to the butcher shop?

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

9. That was the single greatest dumb blonde moment of 2008

Somebody hand her the award.

[edbermac]

10. You could keep it...

Then one day it would tear your face off, and then run away from you.

:rofl: