Iris
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Tue Apr-08-08 12:09 PM
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Coffee stains your insides. |
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Seriously. This is what a young woman I work with told me yesterday. She turned 21 recently and so decided it was time to marry her boyfriend since jr. high and go back to her church. They don't believe in drinking coffee, but apparently sodas are ok. When she told me coffee is bad for me, I told her that I've never really seen any real proof of that. Most reports of the harm that coffee does end up being reversed. And besides, I told her, it comes naturally in nature, unlike sodas.
Anyway, the reason she thinks coffee stains your insides is because one of her friends from church told her it did. The reason the friend knows this? "If it can stain your teeth, just imagine how it stains your insides!"
It's dismaying. This girl is motivated and driven and is majoring in journalism, yet she's willing to suspend all critical thinking to embrace her new church/married lifestyle.
I just wanted to get that off my chest. I've got to go get some coffee now... :donut:
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Tue Apr-08-08 12:33 PM
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1. My god!! My stomach must be totally black!!1!! |
Iris
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Tue Apr-08-08 02:53 PM
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16. maybe your soul is black, too! |
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hence the abstaining for religious purposes.
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Tue Apr-08-08 12:40 PM
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2. Baby, I'm stained inside and out! |
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Tue Apr-08-08 12:40 PM
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3. Find her favorite soda, |
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pour some in a glass jar and drop a nail in it. Put the top on it and tell her to watch what soda does to your insides.:rofl:
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Tue Apr-08-08 12:40 PM
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4. That's something a five year old would come up with |
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Hmmm...I drink red wine. When I cut myself, what color is the fluid that comes out?? RED! :tinfoilhat:
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Tue Apr-08-08 12:51 PM
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8. You owe me a new keyboard!!! |
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Tue Apr-08-08 12:43 PM
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5. I keep a teacup at work and it's amazing how stained it gets |
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One of my co-workers told me the same thing one day when I was cleaning it with bleach.
This is a woman who smokes about 2 packs a day. :wtf:
I just smile and nod. :rofl:
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Iris
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Tue Apr-08-08 02:31 PM
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13. To be specific, she actually said your "internal organs" |
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I said probably just the ones related to the digestive tract!
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Tue Apr-08-08 12:43 PM
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6. Okay. Hopefully your coworker doesn't eat or drink |
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any of these:
tea grape juice berries any kind of tomato product chocolate beets
I am sure there are a lot more.
I am amazed at the gullibility of some people.
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Tue Apr-08-08 02:32 PM
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14. I was thinking that on the way to work - blueberries, strawberries. They're antioxidants, for |
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God's sake, just like coffee!
I'm amazed at the willingness of some people to make themselves gullible just to belong to a church.
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Tue Apr-08-08 12:47 PM
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7. Wait until someone tells her what HFCS or asparatame does to her insides |
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never mind all the acids in soft drinks. }(
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Tue Apr-08-08 12:52 PM
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I mean - my God! - they're your insides. No one is going to see them except possibly a surgeon, and he or she isn't going to care. It's not like it dyes your eyelids purple or something.
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My insides could be darker. I think I need another pot.
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Tue Apr-08-08 01:06 PM
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10. You need Kinoki foot pads! |
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Tue Apr-08-08 01:08 PM
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11. As Ron White says, you can't fix stupid. |
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Gads...and they're probably going to reproduce. :scared:
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Tue Apr-08-08 02:54 PM
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18. well, yes. That's the reason for hurrying up to get married! |
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She is not pregnant, yet. But it's pretty clear she intends to be soon - and many times.
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Tue Apr-08-08 01:09 PM
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12. I think it's the caffeine |
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I rarely drink coffee, especially in the morning on an empty stomach because it doesn't agree with me.
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Tue Apr-08-08 02:53 PM
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the poop being brown, then.
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Tue Apr-08-08 02:55 PM
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19. oh . . . my . . . god! I just spit..... you guessed it! |
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coffee! all over my keyboard!
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Tue Apr-08-08 02:54 PM
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17. She should see what cherry Kool Aid does. |
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Tue Apr-08-08 02:56 PM
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20. You're screen name isn't related to an old TRS-80 basic command by any chance |
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is it? (troff/tron - trace off and trace on).
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Tue Apr-08-08 03:08 PM
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22. He's the retired old fart. |
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It has nothing to do with Unix typesetting tools either.
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Tue Apr-08-08 03:11 PM
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23. "It has nothing to do with Unix typesetting tools either" |
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Damn. That was my first guess.
mikey_the_rat
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Tue Apr-08-08 03:12 PM
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24. You've outed yourself now |
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Tue Apr-08-08 03:18 PM
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25. You should've just asked swimboy, he'd have told ya. |
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"Mikey? Oh, yeah. He's a complete, A-Level boffin."
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Tue Apr-08-08 04:16 PM
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31. it's related to tHE rETIRED oLD fART. |
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Tue Apr-08-08 03:06 PM
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21. It may not be her church to blame. She may just be an idiot. |
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You find them everywhere.
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Iris
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Tue Apr-08-08 03:36 PM
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26. well, the church does frown on, but doesn't quite forbid, drinking coffee |
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Edited on Tue Apr-08-08 03:36 PM by Iris
and if the person who is her "mentor" there can't come up with something better than that, then I'd say it's a church that idiots tend to choose.
However, I believe this girl is really searching for something, and I don't think the answers will be found in her getting married and having a bunch of kids.
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Tue Apr-08-08 03:39 PM
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:shrug:
I'm fairly sure it's pretty dark in there most of the time anyway! :)
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Iris
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Tue Apr-08-08 03:40 PM
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It just boggles my mind. I mean, so what? Now if someone told me it crystallized my organs and within a few years time I'd fall over and die of asphyxiation, well, then, maybe I'd do some research and find out if that were true...
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Tue Apr-08-08 03:43 PM
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29. And I'd be right there with ya! |
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Until then however, I'll take it black, no sugar, recently ground if it's not too much trouble!
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Tue Apr-08-08 04:12 PM
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30. So does being a Republican. |
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Tue Apr-08-08 04:23 PM
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32. tell her that if that were true, your pee would come out black too |
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it may smell like coffee, but it's not black.
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Tue Apr-08-08 04:28 PM
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That's some evidence they have: "I heard it from a friend so it MUST be true!"
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Iris
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Tue Apr-08-08 04:29 PM
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34. and more specifically |
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from a friend who was trying to "mentor" her into a church.
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Tue Apr-08-08 04:32 PM
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Man, fundies ruin everything.
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Tue Apr-08-08 04:56 PM
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36. Well, if Shout won't get it out, there's always bleach... |
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:wow:
:scared:
(note: Don't do it, and who is going to LOOK in there anyway?)
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Tue Apr-08-08 06:00 PM
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38. good thing you put the disclaimer! |
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Otherwise, I might have tried it!
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Tue Apr-08-08 04:58 PM
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why she signed up to be brainwashed. :P
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Tue Apr-08-08 06:28 PM
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39. yeah - I know. btw, I love your security alert! |
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