Write a Haiku based on a DU thread

[Inchworm]

5-7-5

The season reference is waived :D

:hi:

[NMDemDist2]

1. hehehhe

the transmission blew
they should pay me lots of money
or I sadly sue


:evilgrin:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7631639&mesg_id=7640828

[Inchworm]

3. Woot!

I knew the thread :D

:hi:

[ChoralScholar]

2. hrmm....

neverending thread
you know it's going places
bullish on kudzu

[Inchworm]

4. A classic

Hec, it is so classic I bet a haiku has been written about it :)

:hi:

[harmonicon]

5. ok

this is a haiku
the season will not be named
as per your request

[Inchworm]

6. cute.. reeeal cute

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[Inchworm]

7. I guess I'll play too

Identity gone
Who do you want to be now
forever erased

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7640349

[quip]

8. Minnesota Twins

Shall not be defeated by

Any other team.

[Inchworm]

9. indeed

Well sed :D

:hi:

[quip]

10. Sorry about your kittehs...

:( :hi:

[Inchworm]

11. Not me

My kittahs are non-existant

Jest sayin.. hmm, I hope I didnt drunk post a thought or something.

:pals:

[quip]

13. We are talking about these kittehs, yes:

[Inchworm]

14. ohhhh ahhh yea

:dunce:

:D

[quip]

20. lol the "0-2008" Detwah Kittehs...

:P

[darkstar]

12. Another cool thread.....

slow grind of music
now crossing the bridge of sighs
a summer strat burns

:hi:

[Inchworm]

15. Was that the guitar on the lap thread?

omg...

I love that "off the wall" style of playing.

:)

[darkstar]

16. nah..our heavy rock thread

I should be more current in all things

[Inchworm]

18. Nope

wasnt in the guidelines hehe.

Rock on!

Did you see the guitar thread? You'll dig it.

:)

[Ptah]

17. .

Write a Haiku based
On a D U thread five seven
The season refer

[Inchworm]

19. hey.. that rings a bell

oh! it is this thread!

:P

[Ptah]

21. Forget 5-7-5 here's 5/4

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DDOgYw5-pNs

[Inchworm]

22. How about some 3/4?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoPmqhAirB4

her lips are off...

:hi:

[Inchworm]

23. NM.. Linda blew it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYCF7A2OW7g

:patriot:

[Ptah]

25. The worst choice you could have made. I'll find someone to ignore you.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LRSX3-2GxHE

[Inchworm]

26. yea.. but alls I knew was 3/4 = waltz

I really am clueless to that stuff.

This is a good'n of hers.

:blush:

[Ptah]

24. She's from here!

[darkstar]

27. another gem

fully laden ass
struggles for men in winter
pains in the arse, all

[Inchworm]

29. amen bloke

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

28. Nipples not allowed

They are posted anyway
in ASCII Format.

[Inchworm]

30. I'm having difficulty

saying ASCII alloud :D

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

31. It's pronounced like 'Ass-key'.

Two syllables. :)

[Inchworm]

32. ¿

alls I know.. oh, and °

:P

[swag]

33. my humble contribution

"karl rove indicted"
forty-eight business hours pass
no explanation

[EstimatedProphet]

44. Well done!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

53. You. Win.

:rofl: :yourock:

[swag]

34. Temporary SockPuppet

So filled with secrets
Temporary SockPuppet
Such a character!

[swag]

35. another

How to fry chicken
just seems such old stuff these days
Why bring it up now?

[swag]

36. .

CALL CONGRESS RIGHT NOW!!!
ABU GHRAIB PHOTOS TODAY!!
ALL IS FOR NOTHING.

[swag]

37. Another

lustrous haiku thread
murdered in its infancy
five straight posts by swag

[Inchworm]

38. LoL

Was that rolling in your brain all night?

:hi:

[swag]

42. It may have been,

but it didn't announce itself until the bus ride into work.

Nice thread, by the way!

[Inchworm]

43. Thanks

You have some good ones in it too :)

:thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

39. GD-P

Screw your candidate!
Race-baiting Corporate Whore!
Subthread deleted.

[Inchworm]

40. Good one

I hope people link the threads when they refer to particular GD-P threads. I only go in there after a few beers.

:D

[RainDog]

41. for soleft

my car sucks they say
wanna jetta anyway
head, heart, oil pump gunk

[Inchworm]

46. Woot!

Keep em coming :)

:hi:

[RainDog]

49. for you

chips cheese dogs inchworm
scattered on the day floor forget
last twenty-four hours

[Inchworm]

50. ROFL

:blush:





:rofl::rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

55. LOL

:applause:

[Inchworm]

58. Another country heard from

:rofl:

Hey sexy, whatcha doin?

Flirt- Flirt- Flirt :loveya:

:hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

45. GD:P in 2 haikus

HILLARY CLINTON!
The source of all corruption!
WE MUST DEFEAT HER!!!11

B H OBAMA!
Empty suit on a talk show!
WE MUST DEFEAT HIM!!!11

Those are based on every GD: P thread in existence.

[Inchworm]

47. bwahaha

So true :D

:thumbsup:

[swag]

62. Very nicely done, sir.

[LeftyFingerPop]

48. Here's one...

Don't be unfunny
It makes the heads of the judges of funny
Tremble and explode

[Inchworm]

51. How soon we forget

hehe

:thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

52. ...

:spray:

[Tektonik]

54. Olive

the Olive Garden
when you're there you're Family
in New York City

[Inchworm]

59. Another classic

:thumbsup:

[hyphenate]

56. Okay

Loud voices screaming
to be heard--anger surrounds
Us here at DU

(On GD-P generally)

What peace or goodwill
Can we hope to attain now
Is questioned by all.



Clinton, Obama
Rancor spoils our earnest cries
Peace might never come

[Inchworm]

60. Deeep

and fitting.

:hi:

[mikeytherat]

57. One more kitty thread, is something the Lounge needs more,

than Brazilian jokes.

mikey_the_rat

[Inchworm]

61. Amen

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

63. GDP

A people unite
Our strength assures the future.
Your candidate sucks.

[Deep13]

64. Clinton eats kittens.

She is a shrill, bitching whore.
But that's not sexist.

This pretty much applies to any GDP thread.

[swag]

65. .

"Mark Penn must suffer"
Shiva the true destroyer
don't believe that hype