CONFESS!!!! What was the last really whacked out dream you had

[LynneSin]

Two nights ago I dreamt that I met a young Charlie Sheen (Circa "Ferris Bueller" era) while watching a 5am Gospel Choir singing near my home. I followed him home where his father, yes Martin Sheen, said that he (Martin) knew my father and had a heirloom of my fathers to give to me - it was a Sousaphone with a picture of Otto Preminger drawn on it. How did I know it was Otto Preminger, because underneath the picture is said To Joe, All my Best Otto Preminger. (I had no clue what Otto Preminger looked like until the next morning I googled it and sure as shit it looked just like the picture on the Sousaphone - it was a young Otto Preminger).

After that I developed a crush on Charlie Sheen (something I have never had) but it turns out that Geddy Lee had a crush on me and Brigette Nielson had a crush on Geddy.

Then I woke up - never figured out how that one resolved itself.

What was your most recent wacked out dream?

[hobbit709]

1. You need to stay away from that anchovy pizza before bedtime.

[RainDog]

31. I think it's the mushrooms, not anchovies...

since I avoided the Rush threads, I haven't had to contend with them in my dreams... or Charlie Sheen.

Last strange dream I remember was just the very last part, when I woke up. I was applying for jobs and the person who was talking to me about one said that...

"You have to be competent in smiley faces."

:wtf:

actually, that one is pretty easy to figure out since I'm applying for jobs but spending too much time here procrastinating.

I think my dream was being sarcastic.

[madinmaryland]

2. Whoa!! You really need to get over that Rush thingie.

:puke:

[LynneSin]

3. I know seriously, Geddy Lee in my dreams

And I don't get it - I never had a thing for Charlie Sheen - Geddy Lee would be more my type. But :wtf: is with Brigette Nielson and Otto Preminger??

[madinmaryland]

5. Hmm. Most of mine are about people close to me (yes there really

are some!). Though I have had the recurring space shuttle crashing dream since 1981, though sometimes it just oddly floats back to earth and bounces off the ground a couple of times.

:shrugh:

[Droopy]

4. I had a dream that I was on a plane being flown by Bush

He crashed, naturally, but I was okay. Then for some reason I hopped on another plane being flown by Bush and he crashed again. The second crash put me in the hospital with broken bones and a coma, but I survived.

The two planes are representative of Bush's two terms and I represent the American public.

[LynneSin]

6. Wait, I wasn't on those planes

I chose to not board BOTH times

[Droopy]

8. I didn't vote for him either, but we were both on those planes

Everyone was.

[Brigid]

7. I had one a couple of months ago that was really weird . . .

I really don't remember much about it, except a beach with the tide coming in and I rescued a drowing baby. :crazy:

[TZ]

9. Okay, This is kind of weird and with some similarities to yours

I had a dream the other night where I was on a beach in the carribean, I was dating a rock star (sort of like Geddy Lee, but not quite) and then we got on a rocket and left... must be all this Rush conversations of late having that effect on us both..
:rofl:

[av8rdave]

10. Just had one last night

Rarely do I remember them, but my son and I were skiing shiprock.

If you've ever seen shiprock, you know it makes no sense, as it's pretty much vertical and in the middle of the desert.

[XemaSab]

14. .

[underpants]

11. I was Lucianne Goldberg's papst smear running through a field of pudding trees

trying to deliver an explosive bag of pig eyeballs to Art Linkletter

Want more details?

[RainDog]

27. LOLOL -no, no more details, please! n/t

[nuxvomica]

30. No doubt the explosive bag of pig eyeballs represents...

Jonah Goldberg's "book" "Liberal Fascism" and Art Linkletter represents a complacent media, entertained by the "darnedist things" Lucianne's little overaged rugrat has been saying. The pudding trees are, of course, an allusion to Bill Cosby, who replaced Linkletter on that show.

[RainDog]

32. Whoa. Heavy, duuude. n/t

[underpants]

37. Wow

the Cosby and Linkletter connection-I would have never got that

I will also note that this dream had to do with Lucianne's papst smear not her little douchebag

[ceile]

12. My fiance and I were living w/ my boss

and his family (wife and two kids) and we were having an affair. :freak:

[otherlander]

13. A horrible nightmare

I was in a beautiful brightly lit room with lots of music where everyone wanted to hang out with me and ask me how I was doing.
:scared:

[XemaSab]

15. I was hanging out with my crush and his wife at their house

:scared:

[BarenakedLady]

16. Just had one

My teeth were falling out, I was losing my voice and my body was breaking down. I was in severe pain. No one believed me and everyone (including my family) was out to get me. No one in the world was there to help me. I woke up sobbing "I'm going crazy. I'm going crazy. I'm going crazy" over and over.

That is the last nap I'll be taking for awhile.


:scared:

[Inchworm]

17. Noooo

Poor sweety. If it ever comes to you hiding from the world toothless and mute, you can always hole up in one of my rooms here. I'm about to start evicting ppls.

Crazy is accepted here btw

:hug::hug::hug:

[HamdenRice]

18. A few nights ago, I was flying in a helicopter over the Brooklyn Queens Expressway

For some reason, the helicopter had no floor, except for two party type baloons. It felt kind of like sitting in a ski lift (not that I've ever actually been in a ski lift).

The pilot was a young stoner woman who was eating a donut and drinking cofee while flying, and not paying particularly close attention to her piloting.

We were swooping down UNDER the overpasses over the BQE which was very scary.

The amazing part of the dream was how realistic the aerial views seemed.

[Inchworm]

19. All my dreams seem to be whack lately

Last night me and GF were being run through a series of cattle chutes. It wasn't pretty.



:hi:

[geardaddy]

20. Here's mine:

I dreamt that I was in a tornado and the house started to fly. When I landed, everything was in color...

Oh wait, that wasn't a dream.

[spinbaby]

21. I have a whacked out dream every morning

Just before I wake up. This morning I dreamed I was shopping for window blinds in the sub-basement of the Takashimaya department store.

[Sheets of Easter]

22. I had a dream the other night that Brian Ferry wore his boner outside his pants.

I guess, in the dream, it was supposed to be the stylish thing to do in those days.

Oh, and he had some sort of metal scaffolding applice propping it up. Strange.

[hunter]

23. I had my Golden Gate dream again.

They've built a dam beneath the Golden Gate. The highway is rerouted across the top of the dam, and the Golden Gate Bridge is turned over to bicycles, pedestrians, and Electric Trolley Cars going to and from Sausalito.

I was wind surfing around Alcatraz with my wife. The water was warm and fresh, well actually a greenish brown sort of fresh, but not too yucky.

Weird. I've never successfully wind surfed.

[CreekDog]

24. I dreamt I was in an episode of "Cheers"

...though I did fall asleep with the TV on. :rofl:

[Raven]

25. I ran against Hillary Clinton in a primary, I guess, because even though

I lost I stayed around to watch the rest of the campaign. My last memory from the dream was watching her speak from backstage somewhere. Very strange dream, too much rich food or DU/GD-P before bed.

[nuxvomica]

26. Mine was a nightmare

I dreamt that I had had another orange kitty after Amos and before Tom & Huck. I had suddenly gotten the idea that he was dying even though he appeared healthy and happy. There were no symptoms and the vet said there was nothing wrong with him. But I insisted he be put down and he was. When I woke up it took a few minutes for me to realize that there was no such kitty and I was terribly relieved. In retrospect, I think my subconscious was trying to help me come to terms with putting Amos to sleep. He had been very sick and was definitely dying from cancer but I've always felt a little guilty about having him put down. I think my subconscious was transferring those anxieties to a nonexistent cat so that I could finally dismiss them.

[Madrone]

28. I was a dope-slamming tweaker prostitute!

This was a few months ago - but it easily tops anything in recent memory.

In a nutshell, I dreamed that I was going to be a prostitute - but I hadn't done it yet. I was in some sort of Nevada "bunny ranch" situation - and my first "client" was to be an older gentleman that had picked me out of the "hooker lineup" when he entered the establishment. (In bunny ranches all the girls line up in the lobby when a client comes in, and he picks the one he's interested in. We can all thank HBO for me knowing THAT bit of trivia) Anyway - back to the twisted depths of my unconscious mind - The guy could tell I was nervous and a bit uncomfortable, and he knew I hadn't done it before so he was very friendly and kind and not at all pushy. He took me out to lunch, and we went to a park and walked around chatting - just your normal, everyday, hang out with an old friend type situation.

At some point we ended up back at the "ranch" - which by that time resembled a motel - one where all the room doors open up to the parking lot. This was the point that we were apparently supposed to get down to "business" But first - first I needed to get loaded. I went into the bathroom, pulled out my bag of tweak and a hypodermic needle. I felt the pinch of the needle as it went in. When I was finished, I opened the bathroom door and headed back into the room, only to find the man standing there with the front door flung wide open - him motionlessly transfixed in front of it. I looked past him to the outside - and saw the gi-hugest freaking tornado, backed by an orange and red sky, heading directly toward us.

Then I woke up.

[lizziegrace]

29. I had this dream years ago and haven't been able to top it...

My father is/was an engineer. We had a VCR before you could rent videos. I had a dream that he got a spaceship and went across the country picking all his kids and families up so we could get to Neptune. As we were flying away, I looked back and the earth exploded...

:(

[FarLeftRage]

33. I dreamt

that I was one of Nuxvomica's cats chasing after Geddy Lee...

[nuxvomica]

34. Yeah. Like who hasn't had that dream?

:rofl:

[TommyO]

35. I haven't admitted this to anybody yet, but here goes

Last week I had a dream where I was back in school and both George Bush and Dick Cheney were speaking, with Rove in the room. Bush was stumbling and slurring his way through the talk, Cheney was smirking, and I was telling Karl Rove that he was pretty fun for being such an asshole.

I showered as soon as I woke up.

[FloridaJudy]

36. I had a dream Ann Coulter was hiding in my closet

With a bunch of snakes. Even in the dream I felt sorry for the snakes - I was yelling at them to run away and hide. Really.

And then there's that space shuttle dream. Amazing the things that can be done in zero gravity, but rules say no sex threads, alas!

[EstimatedProphet]

38. I dreamed I came to your meetup

:scared:

[LynneSin]

41. Oh thank goodness that's a dream - wouldn't want my party ruined

:eyes:

[EstimatedProphet]

44. I can't change what you're already doing anyway

[redwitch]

39. Here goes:

I dreamt I was sitting and chatting with Laura Bush in an upscale suburban McMansion. I was thinking, "I have no idea what to say to this woman. She seems nice enough though. Why the hell did she marry him?" Then I noticed she had the same Ethan Allen furniture store end tables my mom had. So we started talking about furniture. Suddenly we were in the kitchen, my husband was with me and the entire cast of Team Dubya were there, Rummy, Bush and of course, Cheney. Hubby made a joking comment that Cheney took exception to. He started making threatening comments to us in that Lil Cheney voice from the Lil Bush cartoons. The last part of the dream hubby and I were being chased by a hired assassin with an automatic weapon. I woke from the dream and started to laugh. Am I crazy?

[stuntcat]

40. I dreamed my cats were made out of gummy candy

I dreamed that a couple of nights ago. I only have dreams when I wear earplugs to bed :crazy:

[LynneSin]

42. I hope all your cats were alive and ok the next morning

:D

[stuntcat]

43. maybe I just dreamed it because they're so sweeeet lol!

:silly: that was probably it!