Free on-line pregnancy tester

[Brewman_Jax]

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

Try it and see what it finds. :rofl:

[One_Life_To_Give]

1. I am Pregnant Woo Hoo..........

:spank:

You should have warned me about the father.

[Brewman_Jax]

8. Those tequila shots

:P

[Fleshdancer]

2. woohoo!!! No pregnancy detected!

Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below.

:rofl:

[suninvited]

3. Oh, my.

I am pregnant, too.

IT IS A MIRACLE !!!!!

[av8rdave]

5. You think it's a miracle in your case???

I'm pregnant too!

[suninvited]

12. Well, there are different degrees of miracles.

In your case it would be a medical type miracle. In my case, it would be an immaculate conception !

[av8rdave]

35. Either way, we would each be celebrated in churches the world over!

[ceile]

4. Apparently I seduced the neighbor boy.

I am going to have a 15lb, red haired, blue eyed, baby girl. Yeah me!

[DarkTirade]

6. I KNEW I should have used protection...

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Ralph%20Nader&NAME=Dark%20Tirade&kn=Hayley%20Amanda%20Nader&LBS=10&OZS=1

[noonwitch]

7. I'm pregnant!

Time for me to start a new religion, because if I'm pregnant, it's got to be an act of God, not of any man.

[PeaceNikki]

9. Nice. My baby daddy is the hot neighbor kid:

The Neighbor Kid

Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

[Sequoia]

10. My girl has black hair and green eyes.

That's what I have. How'd they know? Boss Hog is the "daddy"! I never liked that show or watched it. Good lord!

[billyskank]

11. I am pregnant. The postman is the father.

:o

[TexasBushwhacker]

13. Heaven help me!

A couple of the possible fathers are Bill O'Reilly and Dick Cheney. The horror, the horror :wow:

[lost-in-nj]

14. I'm pregnant

it's a boy

and the Pope (the last one not the new one)
is the father


:puke: :puke:



lost

[Inchworm]

15. sorry

hmm.. wait, I guess I better read the OP :D

:hug::hi:

[Reverend_Smitty]

16. Oh Noes!!!111!

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .

Janet Reno

Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?

[BarenakedLady]

17. Oh lord

Bill O'Reilly is my baby Daddy.

And I thought the day couldn't get any worse.

[Inchworm]

19. LoL

Too funny. I must read the OP :D

:hi:

[IronLionZion]

18. Damn, I didn't know men could get pregnant!

My girlfriend is either going to be very pissed or very happy! :rofl:

[greenbriar]

20. OMY GOD>>>DID YOU GO Further to see who the daddy was?

my baby daddy was billoreily :puke:

[One_Life_To_Give]

23. Your Lucky! I'm carrying Demonspawn

Babies daddy is Darth Chenny. :scared:

I fear my immortal soul has been lost forever!

[Inchworm]

21. Arnie!

Congratulations, Inchworm! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

Inchworm, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 3 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone.


I admit that sometimes I shop for clothes according to touch. Sue me.

:P

[applegrove]

22. How on earth would that work? LOL!

[lightningandsnow]

24. HOLY SHIT!!

I am apparently pregnant with Bill O'Reilly's child.

Not only am I queer, I'm "far left" as well. Hmm.

*dies*

[REP]

25. No pregnqancy or BSE!

And my carbohydrate level is probably fine!

Tried it again, and Cheney was the babydaddy. Hurl.

[PassingFair]

26. My daughter's name is Amanda Chloe Pool Guy! n/t

[DS1]

27. It said I'm not pregnant

Nice!

[LeftyMom]

28. Oh dear. I would have sworn Pope John Paul II wasn't my type. And by my my type I mean "living."

Oh well, at least little Chloe Zoe Pope should inherit quite a haul of bulletproof conveyances, ornate dresses and funny hats, and I assume she could to a Catholic school for free.

[Greyskye]

29. The Pope's a slut!

He's the father of Kyle Elijah Pope as well!


What's really scary is that I'm a guy... :scared:

[TexasBushwhacker]

32. He knocked me up too!

I guess it was an immaculate conception!

Go far enough and you can even print out a birth certificate or send out announcements!

[LeftyMom]

36. Way to get your homo-necro-papaphilia on.

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

30. I'm preggers and Bill Clinton is my baby's daddy!

Oh dear...and I voted for Obama, too. Hillary will not be pleased with me.

[azmouse]

31. I'm mortified....

Janet Reno is the daddy... :spray:

[bigwillq]

33. It's a girl!

you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 14 oz and have blonde hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

12 POUNDS! Holy Shit am I sore! :P

The daddy is Michael Jackson! :wow:

[AggieGal]

34. Good News - Baby Boy

Bad news - Dad is Bill O'Reilly and he is suing me!

Girl, you got no class. Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings.