highly unlikely prediction from the Death Psychic....

[mike_c]

http://thedeathpsychic.com/

During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

Hmmmm.... I haven't cut my hair in decades. There isn't any such thing as a "routine haircut" in my life!

[Lyric]

1. Oh dear.

"While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death."

Dammit GoPsUx! Couldn't you have waited just five more fucking minutes for your artery-clogging McNuggets?? Noooo. You had to bite into MY artery.

[suninvited]

2. Let it be told :

While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning



I live down a dirt road, and constantly have to swerve to avoid deer. However, I never speed, so maybe this isnt very likely.

[Chan790]

8. I got the same one...

except it can't possibly be true because I don't drive, I don't even have a license. I gave up trying to get one years ago.

[suninvited]

17. I am glad someone else got that one, that it couldnt be true for

because it was spookily close to my situation. I come across the deer so much late at night, and even had one close call early morning.

[BarenakedLady]

3. Highly unlikely

"While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes."

[mike_c]

4. I dunno-- it could happen....

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

5. Well

I can't hit a ball to save my life...

:rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

6. Hrmm...

"While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours."


That sounds like my friends.

[Hawkeye-X]

27. Is your name Leah?

My wife's name came up with the same thing.

Hawkeye-X

[MonkeyFunk]

41. No

but I should go partying with your wife. She sounds fun.

[AggieGal]

7. Death by Turkey

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.

[DS1]

9. mine's cool

While in a parking lot, you accidentally get into a car which looks like yours, but isn't. Unfortunately, the car is rigged with a bomb, and you suffer an explosive death intended for someone else.

[SOteric]

36. I did yours and got:

A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.

[XemaSab]

10. This actually sounds entirely plausible...

While on a scavenger hunt, you are the first one to find item number 5, an angry Coral snake.

:scared:

[mike_c]

14. yep, that would be you!

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

15. And trust me to find, like,

the only coral snake in California. :P

And get killed by it. :P :P

[DS1]

11. SOteric's is far worse

While walking downtown, you fall into an open manhole and sink beneath the thick sewage.

[SOteric]

30. Yuuuuuck.

That's just soooo wrong. x(

[DS1]

33. Sorry

pre-immersion :hug:

[SOteric]

35. Heh. When I did it, it said:

A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds.

[DS1]

37. MicroPuncture?

[SOteric]

38. Pin Cushion Syndrome.

[Lil Missy]

12. Mine: Could be true

"After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset."

[JTG of the PRB]

13. Sure. Give ME the tragic, realistic, UNFUNNY one:

"While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signaled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene."

The thing is, I might actually not notice for a second or two if I was being pulled over. Damn you, plausible death!

[flvegan]

16. I apparently have beers with a Gracie.

"You mouth off to the wrong guy in a bar and are beaten to death with a barstool."

[evlbstrd]

18. Cool.

You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.

[LeftyMom]

19. I'm going to blame mine on flvegan.

"You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull."

[mike_c]

23. LOL-- that's cosmic....

:rofl:

[MorningGlow]

20. I dodged a bullet!

I had a crappy Chinese meal LAST month! PHEW!

"A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal."

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

21. I guess this means I'll never die!

Your son, who is sick of being over-disciplined, attacks you in your sleep with a knife, stabbing you repeatedly.


I can't have kids - we have no daughters OR sons!

[RebelOne]

22. Mine.

A chiropractor improperly cracks your neck, breaking it and killing you instantly.

I have never been to a chiropractor and hope I will never have to.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. hamburger meat for me....ugh! Let it be told --

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.

[SoxFan]

25. OK, mine hit a little too close to home

Nothing humerous about the answer I received.

I'm just going to leave it at that.

[quip]

26. Totally implausible....

"While on spring break, you hold up a sign that says 'show us your boobays' to a beautiful, blond collegian, and her drunk, jealous boyfriend jams the handle of it into your skull, killing you instantly, and before you get a chance to see the boobays."

But if true, at least I know WHEN it's going to happen....

[Sweet Freedom]

28. I plugged in the info for my STBE

and this is quite possible--

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.

[ironflange]

29. Aww, mine is kind of nice

"A carbon monoxide leak in your home kills you peacefully in your sleep."

[lost-in-nj]

31. WTF?????????

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.





lost

[mikita]

32. I like this ....

While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns. ....


There sure are enough clowns in this world for this to be plausible....

[Jamastiene]

34. They got mine way way wrong too.

"While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you."

1. I avoid crowds, so I'd be likely to go off by myself or with 1 friend only somewhere else to eat.
2. I'm too cheap to eat at an outdoor cafe to begin with.

[SocratesInSpirit]

39. I got this one...

While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.

Maybe that's why I've always hated big cities and tried to avoid them - my "inner psychic" warning me away from pending doom! :rofl:

[Cabcere]

40. Hmmm...

"In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob." :shrug: Anything's possible, I guess.