Business that might want a name-change

[Jed Dilligan]

if they plan to break into the Anglophone market...

http://carrionbakeryandpastryshop.com/index2.htm

[KamaAina]

1. All over Honolulu you see trucks marked "Ham Produce & Seafood"

"Ham" being the name of the family that runs it.

It sounds like a Letterman routine waiting to happen: "Pardon me, sir, do you have any beef?" "No, just ham, produce and seafood." "How about chicken?" "No, sir, just ham, produce and seafood." "Any other pork products besides ham?"

[Jed Dilligan]

2. Reminds me of an idea I had for a diet

in which all the meat is faked using vegetables, and all the vegetables are faked using meat. ("Ham produce.")

:silly:

[Critters2]

3. Can't beat Flatt Tire Centers...

http://www.iowatires.com/asp/services/

[Jed Dilligan]

6. From their website:

"The Truth:

We beat their prices, we blow away their service, and you don’t end up with a drawer full of socks."

:wtf:

[Chan790]

4. OK Seafood.

Name of a seafood shop near my apartment when I lived in MD. Not "Great Seafood", not "Pretty Damned Good Seafood" nor "Fresh Seafood"; "OK Seafood".

Being a veggie, I'd never buy seafood, but if for some strange unfathomable reason, I was in the market...I don't think I'd buy it from OK Seafood.

[quip]

5. My physician: Dr. Tournincoff

MOOOON Riverrrrrr!

[HamstersFromHell]

7. I still miss the closing of the S&M Restaurant in Gatlinburg

We used to drive by and snicker at the name for ages. Alas, last I was there (in 2003) it had finally closed.

It became immortalized in the 70's in an issue of National Lampoon...the "What's Your Sign?" page of reader submitted photos.


"I'd like a cheeseburger and make it hurt!"