Had a bad scare tonight...

[LeftyFingerPop]

I was walking down an alleyway, minding my own business, when out of nowhere..

Two women and three men surrounded me.

They backed me up against a block wall....one of the guys says....

"You're threads suck. They are not funny"

So I say..."At least I know how to use the word "your" properly fuckface".

Well, that did it. All hell broke loose. One of the women ran down to the end of the alleyway to keep watch.

Those that remained there absolutely PUMMELED me with life size versions of the "rolling eyes" smiley that were made out of concrete.

They got me on the ground, and I was about to lose consciousness, when the woman who was standing watch started screaming IBTL!!! IBTL!!!! They all ran away. I woke up on a hospital stretcher, with a kindly nurse looking down on me. She gently took my hand, and said in a soft voice "Locking".

[Bullwinkle925]

1. You poor baby . . .

here - maybe this will help??

:spank:

[Dr. Strange]

Alerting...

I think this thread could be considered calling out fellow DUers. Which, as you know, is against the rules.

[Lil Missy]

2. philboy, please seek counseling immediately.

For PTSD, of course.

:P

[darkstar]

3. I'm tired of the drama

BTW, was the nurse hot?

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. You're tired of the drama too?

She was ok looking...I was more concerned about my injuries.

Nice to see you posting my friend. :hug:

[Pierre.Suave]

4. HAHA

I love the creativity displayed on DU sometimes, I really do.

Great post Philboy!!!!!!!!!!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Thanks Jason! n/t

[quip]

7. blocking

hehe I copycatted "locking."

:hide:

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Yet another....

senseless copy cat. I don't know why people think these things are so funny. I come to the lounge for intelligent discourse, not to be bombarded with inane threads that copy cat another post simply by changing the first letter puh puh puh puh puh blah blah blah......:hi: :rofl:

[petronius]

9. How did you know he used the wrong "you're" if he said it out loud?

I think you made this whole thing up - you were never in that alley at all... :)