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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-09-08 11:51 PM
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So, why doesn't hair grow on footballs?
And, why is it necessary to use cats fur for kittens britches?

Things my father told and taught me growing up. Plus, never let your feet get higher than your ass, it's never a good thing.

I love my dad. He is still such a smart ass.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-09-08 11:55 PM
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1. Some of the best times I've ever had
where when my feet were higher than my ass. :P

Oops. Did I just say that outloud? :o
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-09-08 11:57 PM
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2. Pervert!
:P
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-09-08 11:59 PM
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3. On my better days...
:evilgrin:

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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-10-08 07:52 AM
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6. Well spoken, sir.
:patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-10-08 07:56 AM
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7. I am going to pretend I didnt hear that !!!!
}(

My first laugh of the day, thanks Thom !
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-10-08 01:01 AM
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4. I'm serious! Where are the equally smart ass answers! Or quips!
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-10-08 07:33 AM
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5. What does your dad have against recliners?
:shrug:
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-10-08 08:06 AM
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8. Because then they would be harbls.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-10-08 07:47 PM
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9. Ewww! And he has his feet above his ass too!
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