Wesley Willis

[seemunkee]

Wesley Willis is 6 foot 5, weighs between 300 and 350 pounds, and likes to greet people with a headbutt. Shortly after he made his first album, he was diagnosed with chronic paranoid schizophrenia, and he now claims to have "schizophrenia demons" in his head that take him off of his "harmony joy rides" to put him on "torture hell rides".

[nomorenomore08]

1. You do know he died back in '03, right? R.I.P. Wesley.

I've been something of a fan since high school, and a lot of his stuff can still make me laugh out loud. I mean, how can you beat the lyrical brilliance of "O.J. Simpson is a no-good jerk" or "lick a racehorse's smelly ass with Price Chomper imitation vanilla extract"? :rofl:

[seemunkee]

3. Yes

But his music lives on. My fav
Once upon a time, a team of hungry birds came down on a dead body
It was a dead deer
They sucked it deep into the dead deer
The vultures were hungry

The vultures, the vultures
The vultures, the vultures
The vultures
Ate my dead ass up

The vultures ate the deer like it was going out of style
They were eating on the skull
They were eating like dogs

The vultures, the vultures
The vultures, the vultures
The vultures
Ate my dead ass up

The vultures took off like a jet plane
They were flying United
They were flying at 150 miles per hour
They were flying like an airplane

The vultures, the vultures
The vultures, the vultures
The vultures
Ate my dead ass up
The vultures
Ate my dead ass up
The vultures
Ate my dead ass up
The vultures
Ate my dead ass up

[datasuspect]

2. his music whipped the camel's ass with a belt

rock over london
rock on chicago
folgers: it's good to the last drop

[cemaphonic]

4. The jam session was awesome

[nomorenomore08]

6. "It really whupped the snow leopard's ass!"

Seriously, what other music critic would you prefer to have at your show? Wesley loved rock'n'roll so much, you were guaranteed a good review no matter what.

[Alexander]

5. Go get yourself a haircut. Tell the barber you're sick of looking like an asshole.

Cut the mullet!

[Karenina]

7. They threw me outta church...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

My kids turned me on to him. First time I heard that track I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe...