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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:03 PM
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Jesus Christ this beer tastes funny!
How am i funny? Like I'm a clown?
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:06 PM
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1. My dear philboy...
I would never call you a clown...

You do have a great sense of humor, and you know how to laugh...

But a clown?

Never, sweetie...:hug:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:17 PM
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14. Peggy....
You are a wonderful woman.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:06 PM
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2. Jesus Christ tastes a funny beer? Then he got funny?
:wtf:

:rofl:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:11 PM
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5. Samuel Adams....
Been drinking LaBatt's for probably 30 years. Everything else tastes like piss water to me, except Rolling Rock.

So I had a bottle of red wine smoked a hefty bowl, and had two Sam Adam's.

Only one more beer beer left in the fridge.

Too mellow to drive.

Actually, two drunk to drive.

Guess I'm stuck.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:12 PM
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9. OMFG!!!1!!! Jesus drinks Labatts??11!!!!
:wow:

No wonder he had a bottle of red wine afterwards!!1!!

:rofl:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:14 PM
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10. God what I wouldn't...
give for a six of Labatt's right now.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:15 PM
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12. You better start praying and stop taking HIS name in vain!!1!!
:rofl:
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:07 PM
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3. You do amuse me. Just like a fucking clown. n/t
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:11 PM
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7. No no....
I mean like you tell the story.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:18 PM
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16. Yes. I understand and I meant that you amuse ME. Just like a fucking CLOWN.
I'm not sure about you. You may fold under questioning.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:08 PM
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4. Is Jesus Christ a stout?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:11 PM
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6. No, it's a lite budweiser beer.
:puke:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:12 PM
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8. Budweiser....
makes me hurl.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:14 PM
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11. Kind of like when Molsen's goes bad.
:puke:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:15 PM
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13. Ewwwwwww.....
like a fucking urine sample from a diseased skunk.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:17 PM
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15. Ick.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:18 PM
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17. Damn I hate American beer...
Edited on Fri Apr-11-08 11:18 PM by philboy
except Rolling Rock.

:)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:22 PM
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20. ALL American beer?
Even Dogfish Head Indian Brown? Even Rogue Dead Guy Ale?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:45 PM
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25. To be honest...
I've never tried those....I'm a bit sheltered in that regard. :hi: :hug:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:57 PM
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26. Rolling Rock??2??
:wtf:

Beer flavored piss-water.

Piss that makes Busch beer taste quite good!!1!!

:hide:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 12:01 AM
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27. Go rent the DVD....
"The Deer Hunter"

Look for the wedding scene.

Rolling Rock...it's the best....

Been drinking the stuff since I was 15,,,,that and Shiltz and Black Label :puke: . But I still love The Rock.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 12:05 AM
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28. Forget those beer. You gotta drink Iron City Beer.
Edited on Sat Apr-12-08 12:05 AM by madinmaryland
Not IC-Lite, because it doesn't have all the contaminants (heavy metals) from the steel mills that come down the Monongahela and Allegany Rivers that regular Iron City has!

:hi:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:20 PM
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18. I was going through this thread again, and realize I am now going to teh hell.
Edited on Fri Apr-11-08 11:21 PM by madinmaryland
I thought your earlier post said:

Is Jesus Christ stout?

Kind of like the aardvark.

:scared:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:21 PM
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19. Security?
Pfttttttt.......

You're lookin' at it!

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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:26 PM
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21. Jesus Christ would at least be a porter...
"Fundy Baptist" would be a bud-lite wannabee.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:31 PM
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22. I am so going to hell for this, but ...
Edited on Fri Apr-11-08 11:31 PM by madinmaryland
John the Baptist is giving Jesus Christ his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Jesus exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Jesus sits, head in hands.

Finally, Jesus looks up and says, "I know how many a brazillion is!"

:hi:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:43 PM
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23. .
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:45 PM
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24. ..
HA HA



:rofl:
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