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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:33 PM
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Jesus comments about our situation...
John the Baptist is giving Jesus Christ his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Jesus exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Jesus sits, head in hands.

Finally, Jesus looks up and says, "I know how many a brazillion is!"

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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-11-08 11:36 PM
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1. Okay, honestly, I was about to go read Girard's essay on the death of John the Baptist
before hitting the hay. Honest. I think I'll just go to bed now, cuz chuckling all the way through Girard, well, that's just wrong.

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Ellipsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 12:30 AM
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 01:42 AM
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3. zOMG, now you are just ASKING for it.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 01:46 AM
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4. "some say i hate the baby jeebus"
Bill Orally -- any day you want to pick.
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