It's Friday night, ask a dumb question!

[Archae]

I've got a good one...what is that little bit of "fog" whenever I open a can or bottle of soda? :shrug:

[madinmaryland]

1. Why do you park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

just asking.

[ChoralScholar]

2. If they built a new airport in Newport, Arkansas

would they call it the New Newport Airport? Or the New-Port? or just "The Port" ?

In a related question... What is the school song called in Alma, Arkansas?

Is it the Alma Alma Mater, or is it just "The Mater"?

[madinmaryland]

3. How much is a brazilian. Jesus knows....

John the Baptist is giving Jesus Christ his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Jesus exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Jesus sits, head in hands.

Finally, Jesus looks up and says, "I know how many a brazillion is!"

:hide:

[Guaranteed]

4. It's carbon dioxide.

:)

[Orrex]

5. That's its soul. Depending on your denomination...

You're either killing the soda or liberating its immortal essence.


Unless it's Pepsi which has no soul.

[Pierre.Suave]

6. Why does MadinMaryland continue to post the Brazillion joke...

in all of its various permutations?