Let's talk like they do in GD:P!

[Initech]

I'll start:

Hillary for fucking Pres!

If you dont support Obama for president, you are not a democrat and a traitor to your party!!!

No Hillary is the greatest!!! If you do not support her you are a sexist!!!

Anti-Obama supporters like yourself are the biggest racist bigot douchebags in the country!

[leeroysphitz]

1. You are a racist/sexist. n/t

[Initech]

2. Why do you hate America?

[leeroysphitz]

5. Stop drinking that 72 oz. tub of kool-aid. :)

[Mezzo]

22. I love your avatar. Now

fuck the fuck off you fucking idiot if you don't vote for Obama or Hillary. Rev Wright flew to Bosnia in a plane chartered by the Kennedys while wearing a blue dress and had to dodge sniper fire because he is oppressed. And don't you try to tell me any different either. ;)


:eyes: :think:

[Pierre.Suave]

3. BUT!!!!!!!!

Hillary (something great)

and

Obamas (great thing) is better...

[Jamastiene]

4. That AIN'T what they say in GDP

They sound more like:
Hillary is a bitch.
McCain is Gramps.
If you support Hillary, you need to FUCKING LEAVE DU or be BANNED.
All Hillary supporters are LIARS and RACISTS.


Now, THAT is what they sound like over in GD: P.

[flvegan]

6. I just talked to a squirrel that said he's voting for Hillary, and he said...

[jberryhill]

10. THAT SQUIRREL is the reason I will NEVER vote for Hillary

I'm sorry, but it is squirrels like that which have totally convinced me that if she gets the nomination I will personally light myself on fire instead of vote.

[flvegan]

13. Your self-incineration is a vote for McCain.

Asshole.

:P

[jberryhill]

14. What does it matter

McCain is every bit as pro-squirrel as Hillary.

In fact, Hillary has taken more money from the squirrel lobbyists than anyone in the race.

We've had enough squirrels. It's time to start supporting nuts instead.

[Lil Missy]

7. If my candidate doesn't win, I am voting for McCain!

Or Nader!

:o

[Redbear]

8. %%*&(*(())&*^%*()

You wont ^*^*()&() believe the %*(%^*)^%*(^*^*( that $%&*(^&*(^*( ^*(^^(9 is %^**(&(())_+(&*&().

That %&^&())&(& is gonna ^()&(&(&&.

^&^&'Em %^*^^*and that %()*&^*(*(&*( they should burn in %&%*^(*(&& ^(&()&(&

Not only that but #$@##^&%&^%&%%&* and $^$&*^*(&^*&.

They are $&^%&^^*(*(^) trying to get $&^&*^&*^ McCain elected.

They have no $^%&*(^(*^(* class or #$^&^^&*(^*( decency.

[emilyg]

9. HeeHee. That's it.

[UrbScotty]

11. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

[Tyler Durden]

21. THAT is MY LINE!

And I would NEVER phone congress to tell them that Senator ___________ is completely clueless and has run a lousy campaign and is a racist/sexist/UFO believing/GOP supporting/fake emotional/__________phobic/DLC Toady with no sense of human decency.

I wouldn't do that because I'm too cute and nice.

PUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIEEEEESSSSSS!



http://bp2.blogger.com/_J7PPhQKklWo/RxxPD-U5xuI/AAAAAAAAA9o/pwC_L4BVNho/s400/drunk+pup.jpg

http://revver.com/video/184743/cute-corgi-puppy/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThAwilsu2FI

[jobycom]

12. My candidate will make starlight prettier and restore Pluto to planethood.

[jberryhill]

15. I'm alerting on your post - you, you, Plutocrat!

[jobycom]

23. Your candidate kills little bunnies, you bunniekillerbot!

[jberryhill]

25. Oh... sure... just an adorable little bunny.... that's what they all say

Look at the Bones!

[jobycom]

28. You're an anti-bunnite! Apologize to bunnies everywhere, resign, and renounce your candidate!

It won't be enough, but do it anyway! Bunnyism will not be tolerated.

[jberryhill]

33. Some of my best friends are bunnies

Look, I don't mind bunnies, as long as they behave like squirrels in public.

[Kool Kitty]

16. Your CANDIDATE really SUCKS!!!!!

YOUR candidate SUCKS because.....shit, nevermind. I just spilled my elitist latte on the keyboard.

[Initech]

27. No *YOUR* candidate sucks!!!

[petronius]

17. This thread is despicable, even for you...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

18. I'm going to Olive Garden ...

RIGHT FUCKING NOW !!!11!

[DarkTirade]

19. I refuse to stoop that low.

Seriously, what the hell's wrong with you? We don't need that kind of divisive crap here! Take it somewhere else, freeper! :P

[meegbear]

20. I fucking hate her

That was the subject line of a post that made it to the top of the Greatest Page and was on the DU main page.

Regardless of who you support, that's the type of post that should NOT be a representative post.

[ronnykmarshall]

41. Ignorant white fucks

Another goody.

[Akoto]

24. Link? LINK?!

[regularguy]

26. You support your candidate because you reflexively

do as you're told. I, on the other hand, have chosen my candidate with a depth and subtlety usually associated with deep philosophers and tubercular poets. So sod off.

[SKKY]

29. Why would I waste my time since you obviously have no clue as to what you're talking about???

That's a gem, huh?

[billyskank]

30. Hillary for fucking Pres?

Mind you, I suppose that's what Bill was.

[PVnRT]

31. My anecdotal evidence is the only real evidence

[OmahaBlueDog]

32. Don't peddle that Twaddle here, Angel's fan

You take that stuff back to Freeperville where you came from. If your debating style weren't so weak, and you're point of view weren't so callow, self-absorbed, and ethnocentric, you'd understand just what a silly ass you're making of yourself.

What you're saying has no place here on DU, comprende? So why don't you take your weak, lame arguments, and your silly Angels logo, and go back to whatever middle school civics class you got your viewpoints from, and stay the Hell off of our message boards. This is a room for grownups only -- you got that!?

[LeftyMom]

34. Oh shit, somebody escaped my 3,572 person ignore list.

*click*

[IronLionZion]

35. You and your candidate both suck! nt

[lost-in-nj]

36. Bitter, mad, angry. hate

fuck, media, racist,sexist, liar, poll. link?

proof?



nay
I don't want to talk like that..... :(



lost

[flvegan]

37. Duckgate! Bittergate! Monicagate!

Frankly, why is it "-gate"? I mean Watergate was a hotel. Taking the last 4 letters and adding them to another word makes no sense. What if there's a water scandal? Right, watergate. Now if it had been Watergategate, that'd be different.

I learned that this weekend on BBCAmerica.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

38. B. HUSSEIN OBAMA HATESS PENNSYLVANIANS!!1!!1!!!1!

Hitlery hates black pepul! And other wimmen! And caucussis.

[lightningandsnow]

39. HILLARY EATS BAYBEEZ!11!!!11

ELEVENS!!!1!!!11

[ronnykmarshall]

40. GET OUT OF THE WAY!

That's my new favorite.

[azmouse]

42. Put down the Koolaid.

:)

[FloridaJudy]

43. Enjoy your short stay, troll.

I'm alerting on your RW sexist/racist ass!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

44. LOUD VOICES!!!!