One of the funniest restaurant signs ever.

[alfredo]

Got it from the Jonathan Turley site.

[Suich]

1. LOL! Thanks! n/t

[alfredo]

3. I saw another that said they would sell the kid into slavery.

[nomorenomore08]

2. "There's plenty of room for all God's creatures..."

[alfredo]

4. I wonder how moose tastes?

[nomorenomore08]

5. Don't know, but I have had elk and reindeer, and they were both pretty tasty.

nt

[alfredo]

6. I've had both too. Buffalo is pretty tasty.

[AnneD]

Mmmmmm

Green chili cheese buffalo or elk burger....Mmmmmm

[alfredo]

34. My buddy makes venison chili. Loved it, though it needed more cayenne.

[mainegreen]

12. Gamey.

Of course.

:D

[alfredo]

13. A friend of mine puts venison in milk to remove the gamey taste.

[mainegreen]

18. I just fry it up and dip in in catsup.

I like that gamey flavor.

[alfredo]

19. I'd eat more wild meats but my wife doesn't like them.

[geardaddy]

31. I would think that would add gamey taste to the milk.

Oh wait...

never mind.

[AnneD]

35. Milk is good...

so is wine or even a vinegar based marinade-breaks down the muscle fibers.

Elk pot roast in wine....Mmmmmm

[China_cat]

21. It's marvelous.

[alfredo]

22. But you are a cat, all meat is marvelous.

[China_cat]

24. True, but I grew up eating a lot of game.

A neighbor went hunting in Canada and got a moose. We got a brisket from it and it was wonderful. I also like bear but it's a lot of work. If you don't get every bit of fat off it...and I do mean EVERY bit...you'd think gamey was good.

Squirrel, rabbit and pheasant were staples. Venison to a point where we kids would go 'oh no, not deer AGAIN' because both my mother and stepfather would get one every year...2 if there was a doe season. And a third in the years when they held bow hunting. (My stepfather couldn't pull a bow to save himself so mom was the one who got the bow deer.)

[alfredo]

25. I haven't had squirrel or rabbit in decades. My brother in law was a good

bow hunter, but hurt his shoulder, so now he can use a crossbow because of his disability.

[grannylib]

7. *lol* Now that's clever...very cute!

[alfredo]

8. It's one of those signs you wished you had come up with.

[Brigid]

9. Got another one for you:

Seen outside a hole-in the wall barbeque place in Indianapolis: "Eat Here -- Nobody Likes a Coward!" :rofl:

[alfredo]

14. Ha!!!

[alfredo]

15. Ha!!! made me laugh twice it appears.

[begin_within]

10. They have that same sign at our neighborhood coffee house, except that

it says "kitten" instead of puppy, and there is a photo of a small girl (apparently) drinking a shot of espresso.

[Cabcere]

11. Brilliant!

:rofl: Thanks for sharing - that pretty much made my day. :D :hi:

[alfredo]

16. This one is even funnier

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7655545&mesg_id=7656278

[LiberalEsto]

17. Seen on a NJ diner:

"Eat here or we'll both starve".

Unfortunately the diner recently closed. It was in Toms River.

[Arugula Latte]

20. Wasn't that a Suzanne Vega song?

;)

[TommyO]

27. That was Tom's Diner

Toms River is a NJ shore town near where my mom lives. It's a nightmare on sunny summer weekends as it has the main access road to the beaches and boardwalks from teh Garden State Park(ing lot)way

[Rhansen]

23. not a restaurant

was on a muller shop "no muff to tuff - let us examine yours":yoiks:

[Aristus]

26. We've got copies of that sign hanging in the waiting rooms of all of our clinics.

Good for a wry laugh when you've got unruly children crawling all over the place...

[hvn_nbr_2]

28. Perhaps you can imagine my reaction when I read your post, thinking...

that it was a response to #23 right above it, instead of a response to the original post.
:rofl:

[DFW]

29. That is one of the most dire direct threats I've ever seen..........

[alfredo]

30. Candy, and some runny ice cream sandwiches would also be a nice touch.

The sugar, caffeine, and a puppy would be the unholy trinity.

[Chan790]

32. I've told customers who let their kids run around inside my local Starbucks...

that if they didn't watch their child I was going to give them a coffee frapuccino (That is, a caffeinated milkshake beverage) and a fork to eat it with.

[alfredo]

33. Ha! It would be fun watching the mom try to strap their kid into their

child seat.


I remember a family that had a little girl who had a voice that was reminiscent of a table saw hitting a knot. First there was pity, then I realized that these people are being punished for some horrible sin.