How Popey are you?

[MonkeyFunk]

[terrya]

1. I'm close to being an anti-Pope.

Sure, he gets to live in a swanky place and gets to ride around in that jazzy Popemobile, but really...it's no life for me. All of those Cardinals bothering about one thing or another...bleh.

[MonkeyFunk]

3. umm...

fabulous clothes, and lives in a city of single men. And you can be as bitchy as you want and get to blame God.

[geardaddy]

2. I thought of running a campaign

to become the first non-Catholic pope when I was younger.

[MonkeyFunk]

4. The first edict I'd issue

would say bears don't shit in the woods. Turn their fucking world upside down.

[geardaddy]

5. Good one.

I'll consider you for an advisor position.

[tjwmason]

6. It's all about the kit.

It's less fun these days, those tiaras used to look gorgeous - and they used to be carried around sitting on a chair with peacock feather fans held on either side.

I was also greatly dismayed when I heard that those red shoes aren't actually Prada. :(

[Jamastiene]

7. The Holy Water burns,

the Sun burns, and the power of Christ does NOT compel me. :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Ha ha! That's funny! In Soviet Russia, tarmac DOES kiss you!

:rofl:

[unpossibles]

9. I have TONS of funny hats

but I am more POPEYE than POPEY

[B3Nut]

10. Robes are kinda neat

and I've got a thing for pipe organs..... ;)

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Not as Popey as my mom

But quite Popey nonetheless.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

12. One of the better

polls ever in the DU MonkeyFunk

Bitter & funny.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. i too am infallible.

have you not noticed this?

[Rhythm]

14. I'd pretend to convert for a pair of those comfy Prada slippers...

:hi:

[regularguy]

15. I'm a big fan of the Crusaders:

[CBHagman]

16. I speak German and like early music.

Oh, and I've lived in Bavaria (and loved it).

[ForrestGump]

17. I yam what I yam...

I'm strong to the finish
'cos I eats me spinach

[FloridaJudy]

18. My grandmother used to be really Popey

But a thyroid operation fixed it.