Speaking of taxes.. this hillbilly went into the drug store for contraception

[Inchworm]

He asked the pharmacist what the best way to stop from getting girls pregnant.

The pharmacist pointed out the condoms and suggested he use them.

Hillbilly said, "Ok, doc, how much I owe ya?"

"Three ninety plus tax."

Hillbilly exclaimed "Youch! Isn't there a better way to get them to stay on?!?"


I'll be here all week.

:hi:

[Deja Q]

1. I'm glad you'll be here all week...

I still do not understand the punch line. :(

[Inchworm]

2. hehe

:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

5. !

:spray:

Three hundred ninety or more tacks, ouch indeed!

[lost-in-nj]

3. Sweety

I don't get it either!!!


but


LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:hug:





lost

[Inchworm]

7. Love ya back

hehe, I added a pic to OP

:hug:

[jmowreader]

9. Oh jeeze...

Dumbass freeper thought the druggist was suggesting he nail the condom to his dick.

[KitchenWitch]

4. groan....it took me a while.

[Deja Q]

6. I'm sure the hillybilly started to groan at some point...

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

8. Yay!

and that was pre-pic :D

:rofl:

[ironflange]

10. The rest of the story

He takes them back to the girl, then says, "What are these durn things for, anyhoo?"

She says, "You has to wear them so's I don't git pregnint, stupid!"

Three weeks later, he and his brother are out working on the still. He tells bro the whole story, then says, "Ya know, I don't care any more if she gits pregnint or not. I'm taking the damn thing off!"