You know what we need? Sith names.

[Dr. Strange]

We need to come up with Sith names for each other.



First off, though, don't worry about the nonsense about there only being two Sith masters. Obviously there can be more than two (otherwise, how would they ever hold a pot luck).

Secondly, you may only come up with a Sith name for some one else. You don't get to choose your own, since the Sith doesn't work like that.



With that in mind, I was trying to come up with temeah's Sith name, but I'm torn. Should it be Darth Nipple or Darth Nigel? I can't decide.



Anyway, come do some naming.

[TZ]

1. ooh I like Darth Nipple alot for temeah....

Lets see obviously you would be either Darth Strange or Darth Rush..JGD would be Darth Sugar...
Madinmaryland would be Darth Brazillion...:D

[Dr. Strange]

2. Nice post, Darth Turtle.

We could go with Darth Yoga, but that sounds too much like Yoda, and would confuse the viewers at home.

[siligut]

3. How about Darth Teattemeah?

It has a nice ring to it.

I like Darth Brazillion, that works.

[Dr. Strange]

9. Teattemeah?

Wasn't that the planet Luke grew up on?

[siligut]

12. That was Tatooine. I looked it up.

However, Darth Tatooine, sounds like leftymom’s Sith name to me.

[BeachBaby]

91. What if I don't like Darth Sugar?

I think, under the circumstances, it should be Darth Hornet.

Or Darth Stinger.

They just sound cooler.

[Dr. Strange]

92. You are...Darth Sting.

[BeachBaby]

107. Shit. I really need to shave. n/t.

[Dr. Strange]

108. Could be worse: check out Darth Rug.

[BeachBaby]

109. You're right. I feel much better about myself now. n/t.

[TZ]

112. Hey....

Did you finally post your picture Darth Bizarro?:P

[Dr. Strange]

115. That's an evil thing to say...

even for a Sith Master.

subliminal message: post "the pic", Darth Mistress.

[TZ]

117. heh.

Thats nothing..check elsewhere on this thread...:evilgrin:

[quip]

121. For some reason seeing Darth Sting topless has left me unmoved...

:shrug:

[BeachBaby]

122. It was photoshopped to the max.

Didn't want this thread to become an IBTL extravaganza, you know. :P

[quip]

128. Yeah, well the purpose of photoshopping is to ADD the juicy bits, not remove!

:mad:

[TZ]

123. Well Darth Nipple

You realize there has been over 120 posts in this thread, and not one nipple picture posted by you.....:P

[quip]

127. Don't want to risk NIPPLELOCK!

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

134. ...

[quip]

137. (©)(©)

[BeachBaby]

135. Well this has been fun, Darths.....

but I gotta go...the boyfriend wants me to wear my gold bikini and put up my hair, Princess Leiah style.

Discuss.

[TZ]

136. ...

Complete with collar and chain?:evilgrin:

[quip]

138. ...

:wow:

I'll be over at MrCoffee's. :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

139. You're dating Jabba?

[quip]

141. Leia fight! Darth Dust Ranger, you are my hero!

:patriot:

[quip]

142. Corrected.

:hi:

[TZ]

4. I thought of a couple more

Cabcere should be Darth Nigel...But my favorite..Creek Dog is....Darth Chicken....:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

5. Darth Chicken...Dark Poultry Lord of the Sith.

That's awesome, that is!

[siligut]

10. I think turtlensue might go by Darth Dalliance.

And you could be could be Darth Deviant or Darth Bizarro. Darth Chicken is perfect, I agree.

I am still trying to decide what to bring to the potluck.

Maybe if we divide it into categories, so we don’t have too many deserts and stuff.

[Dr. Strange]

14. You're very good at organizing.

We shall call you Dartha Stewart.



It's a Sith thing.

[siligut]

17. Argh, Noes1!!!1! Not Sith Stewart!

My eyes are hurting. I want to be evil, not Darth Persnickety, unpleasant person.

Turtlensue, Darth Bizarro is being all mean to me.

God damnit, I am not organizing the potluck now and I hope you get all chips and dip, and not good dip.

[Dr. Strange]

19. Yes...I feel the anger within you.

Use this anger to your advantage. Focus your feelings. Let your passion guide you to organize this potluck.

[siligut]

21. Not until you name me Darth Something I like!

You gave flvegan a really cool name.






















I think I had better stop whining, the only whining I have ever seen a Sith Lord do was when he was faking it for sympathy so he could keel his opponent. That was some pretty good whining. Speaking of which, we definitely will be needing wine for the potluck.

[Dr. Strange]

25. Your whining is your weakness...

Darth Wesley Crusher.

[TZ]

26. Thats truly evul...Darth Q.......

:P

[Dr. Strange]

34. Darth Q...

[siligut]

41. Hey I’ll just go by, Darth W Crusher. Or maybe Darth Ram, that is pretty evil sounding

Though I do like being THE CRUSHER.




Now, about the food. . .who wants to bring the seven layer dip?

[Dr. Strange]

43. Careful with the dip.

I'm allergic to beans.

[siligut]

51. I meant the other seven-layer dip. No beans.

You know, lust, gluttony, greed, sloth and stuff, that seven layer dip. Can’t have a real Sith Lord potluck without seven deadly sins layer dip and wine. See, this is why you need me to organize this thing, sheesh, beans :eyes:.

[TZ]

20. Darth Bizarro has some issues to work out....

I think its that whole thing where he found out that Luke Skyweird is his son....:D

[siligut]

23. Yes, I guess that would throw anyone.

You are pretty understanding for a Sith Lord. Which would you prefer to bring to the potluck, something from the alcohol, chocolate, grease or salt category?







Oh and please give me a kool, evil Sith name? I will wash your car.

[TZ]

24. Chocolate the downfall of many!!

BWAHAHA! I dunno..you are so into the cooking thing maybe you should be Darth Ramsey (as in Gordon Ramsey..he's pretty mean):D

[Dr. Strange]

27. Good point, Darth Chocolate.

[siligut]

32. Oh god yes. Darth Chocolate!

Now that works. Darth Chocolate Mocha. Uh huh.

[RainDog]

44. I'm soooooo jealous

you have the coolest sith name. healthy, tasty, a little bit indulgent... :)

[CreekDog]

54. don't be calling RainDog that!

:spank:

[RainDog]

57. weren't you gonna send me a picture?

the one to see if we really did look alike?

[NewJeffCT]

6. Darth Kool

if you knew my last name, it works.

[Dr. Strange]

7. You can't do your own name!

You are hereby dubbed "Darth Can't Follow Directions."

[Chan790]

8. Second rule of Sith club...

you can't name yourself. For that you shall be Darth OldJeffWY. Yes, you are banished to the home state of Dick Cheney.

Oh, man...can you imagine what Dick Cheney's Sith name really is?

[NewJeffCT]

11. He probably founded the Sith - so, Darth Sith

maybe

[DS1]

49. Darth Darth

duh!

[DesEtoiles]

157. Darth Church Lady

[flvegan]

13. Sith names?

So this is like some Star Wars thing, yes?

[Dr. Strange]

15. Yes it is...

Darth Punisher.

[flvegan]

16. When do I get my light saber?

I got some folks that are due a good sabering, dammit.

[Dr. Strange]

18. There's a three-day waiting period while we do a background check.

Although I've heard (and this is way off the record here) that they are available on the black market.
Go to the Stickman LTD system and ask for Darth Sullivan. He can set you up.

I did not say this. I am not here.

[flvegan]

22. What BS!

Three day waiting period on a light saber but I can get an E-11 Blaster Rifle over the counter. Hell, I can buy a Death Star on eBay. No waiting, no fuss.

[LeftyMom]

65. Yeah, but they'll keep your money and never ship your Death Star. Stoopid eBay. nt

[DarkTirade]

132. Psst... hey kid... you wanna buy a lightsaber?

I got 'em in all styles... double, single, even got an experimental lightclaw.

Got one here that was owned by a little old lady jedi, she only fought sith lords once a week on her way to the grocery store. Classic old style, but it's practically unused and in brand-new condition!

[RainDog]

28. what is a sith?

if I get to be one, can I be darth chocolate? it's really good for you. and tasty. just like me.

[Dr. Strange]

29. Check out post 27, Darth Ninja.

[RainDog]

36. darth ninja?

but, but... can't I be Darth __, Tender Ninja?

and what does a Sith do, anyway? sit around sithing? Oh, Darth Meet? Darth End of the Street? Darth Matter? Darth Mater? ooh, that sounds creeeeepy. a little Medea-ish. The Darth Aegis? Donna Dartho? Darthness Falls? Darthy Parker? Darthy Gale, from Kansas?

You should be The Darth Knight Returns, surely.

[TZ]

40. Oh I like Darth Matter...

There's a guy who used to post in the Lounge (still does occasionally) named Random_Australian whom is really into physics...Darth Matter would be PERFECT for him!

[RainDog]

42. are there any twins posting here?

because they could be Darth Meat and The Other Darth Meet.

[Dr. Strange]

45. You mean...

Light Meat and Darth Meat? Please keep in mind that this club is only open to the dark side.

[CreekDog]

55. OMG, you will never fit in with the nerd crowd

extensive knowledge of Rush lyrics and Star Wars sociology is necessary.

dating skills not necessary. :evilgrin:

[RainDog]

56. dammit

i have it all backwards. I have (had?) dating skills. not sure anymore. not sure if I'm ready to know.

cannot even name one Rush song... never liked hair bands or arena rock, once the greats were gone (janis, jimi, and djimiorrison) have never seen all the star wars movies, even, after anakin speed racer, or was it palpatine yo bitch...

I'm more of a sunday champagne brunch after saturday jazz or blues with some slippery nekkid fun in between and french movies avec sous-titres and the sunday nytimes crossword and flower gardening kind of geek.

is there no room for me to sith here?

[TZ]

64. Nerds are kewl, man....

I only date nerds, btw..No nekkid yoga for non kewl non nerds...:P

[RainDog]

161. waaaaaaahhhh

okay, I'm darth blue now. :(

[mainegreen]

30. You can be Sith Sithius.

It's silly enough for you.
:D

[Dr. Strange]

35. Sith happens.

I dub thee Darth Son-still-learning-to-type.
He can be Darth Nipple's apprentice.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7659033#7659237

[mainegreen]

38. ...

:rofl:

[quip]

151. Kewl! My first Padawan!

And it appears he is already WELL into training!

:evilgrin:

[sakabatou]

31. Skinner - Darth Guro

[sniffa]

33. I'll give it a shot

Lefty Mom = Darth Vegan
Starbucks Anarchist = Darth Teethius
Bi-Baby = Darth Nerdalert
Walt Star = Darth Tombstone

[Dr. Strange]

37. Awesome

I dub thee Darth President-Obama.

[Dr. Strange]

39. Some more...

lost-in-nj is Darth Achmed.
datasuspect is Darth WTF.
KitchenWitch is Darth Copycat.
EarlG is Darth Poll-Watcher.
philboy is Darth Mole. Or maybe Darth Drama. I can't decide.

[DS1]

46. Darth WhyDon'tYouHaveASeatOverThere

matcom

[DS1]

47. Midlo is Darth Cube

[Midlodemocrat]

62. And you are Darth Dead to Me.

[sasquatch]

72. HAHAHAHA!!

:rofl:

[JTG of the PRB]

85. I was thinking Darth Boxwine for Midlo...

Darth Minivan? :shrug:

[DS1]

88. Nah, Darth Cube still has the 'box' characteristics, with a touch of

I dare say my Darth is cleverer than yours :P

[JTG of the PRB]

98. Well fine! Be that way Darth Clevererer!

:P

[DS1]

105. I'll take that

Thanks!

[krispos42]

159. I thought her SPACE STATION was the Death Cube?

Dammit, now I'm all confuzeded.

:-)

[Aristus]

48. Oh, oh, oh! Do one for me!

:bounce:

[Dr. Strange]

66. You are Darth Bouncy.

Go out and Sithilize!

[RainDog]

50. who goes with these?

Darth Mall of America

Darth Eddie Vedder
Darth Oi Vey-der

MacArthur Darth (is melting in the park with all the sweet cream icing flowing doooowwwwwwwnnnnn)

Sunday in the Darth with George

Saturday in The Darth (aka STD)

hey, if we're all siths, doesn't that mean we have to only be two of us? and then fight each other all the time? this sounds like gd-p.

[DS1]

52. Darth Equus

Dolo Amber

[TZ]

53. Darth Kewpie

Orrex.....:rofl:

[quip]

58. Perfect!

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

59. ... I just can't think of one that would work for me...

:P

[TZ]

60. How about

Darth Smilie?:P

[Dr. Strange]

74. Darth Stickman Ltd

Lord of the Sith comics

[DarkTirade]

130. That just might work...

Hmm...

[Glorfindel]

143. Hail, Darth Stringent

thou hast realized the power of the Dark Side of the Force.

[quip]

61. For you I am partial to: Darth Dust Ranger

But that's just me: Darth Nipple. :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

84. That's rather close to Darth Power Ranger.

Which little Dust Ranger Jr would like.

[quip]

110. Closer than you think:

[Dr. Strange]

114. Dood, if he saw that...

I'd never hear the end of it. "Dad, can I dress up as Darth Power Ranger? Pleeeeeeease?"

[TZ]

116. Well...

Considering he's probably already seen that get up in your closet and is jealous of Darth Daddy..why not?
:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

119. Luke...I am your father.

Now get out of those ridiculous clothes and go do your chores!

[quip]

118. I want pics next Halloween!

:rofl:

[sniffa]

63. Here's some more

flvegan = Darth Biceps
Moderator = Darth Blank
Darth Kitten = Samantha

[siligut]

70. Darth kitten is now Samantha?

:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

67. GDP = Darth Target

[SalmonChantedEvening]

68. Darth E. Dandridge

Cuz I wanna be that beautiful. So there.

[siligut]

69. Uh oh.

Hmm clever and beautiful, but be that as it may, see here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7663333#7663369

Wait ‘til Darth Deviant sees this. You’ll get a Sith name all right.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

77. When I think about you

I Sith myself. :evilgrin:

[siligut]

78. Moi? Really?

I’m not sure if I can rename you now that Darth Rush has spoken, but if I did, you would be Darth Innuendo.

So, what are you bringing to the potluck? So far we have something from the chocolate group, alcohol group and seven deadly sins layer dip. Maybe something from the salt family?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

79. I bring chips Da

And soft drinks for the mixer crowd.


Umm ... just what potluck am I attending? :rofl:

[siligut]

80. First Annual Meeting of the Dark Lords club.

You know, if we have to get together to plan our nefarious take over of the universe, we might as well make it a potluck.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

81. Then count me in for the cheesecake as well.

And the napkins ;)

[Dr. Strange]

73. You are...

Darth Pay-attention-or-you-don't-get-paid!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

76. I don't get payed for it as things are.

Do yer worst Jim. ;)

[Dr. Strange]

83. Well played, Darth Technicality.

[DS1]

71. Darth Eloquaan

;-)

[Dr. Strange]

75. Call Me Wesley is now...

Darth ThreadLock.

[Pierre.Suave]

82. you silly people

with your silly movies and your silly names...


:crazy:

[TZ]

86. ...

You are Darth Partypooper....:P

[Pierre.Suave]

87. HaHAHA

you WISH!

[quip]

125. Jason, I dub thee: Darth Pompous

[Pierre.Suave]

145. Oh, if you only knew the truth...

:rofl:

[quip]

149. I am THE TRUTH!

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

150. Pffffttttt

the Dark Side will never be the truth!

[SOteric]

89. Darth Sardonic

DS1

[Dr. Strange]

94. Actually, might I suggest...

Darth Sardonic 1

[SOteric]

96. Heeee!

:thumbsup:

[SOteric]

90. Darth Ranticus

Rabrrrrrr

[SOteric]

93. Darth Randy

matcom

[SOteric]

95. Darth Verbosity

Forrest Gump

[SOteric]

97. Darth Poopsie

Hedges

[SOteric]

99. Darth Patience-of-a-Saint

Mrs. Matcom :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

101. The Sith is strong in you...

Darth SNtial.

[SOteric]

104. *LOL*

*high five*

[Dr. Strange]

163. Nice use of the high five on "National High Five Day."

I missed my chance to celebrate. Rats!

[SOteric]

100. Darth Poetica

jpgray

[SOteric]

102. Darth Spanikopita

GOPisEvil

[SOteric]

103. Darth HotMama

Midlo

[DS1]

126. Darth Onaroll

Damn, girl. You've been busy

[Dr. Strange]

106. Not DUers (that I know of) but...

Christopher Walken is Darth Cowbell
Lee Mercer, Jr is Darth (All Three)
Carrot Top is Darth Cthulhu
Chris Gaines is Darth Brooks
Geddy Lee is Darth Geddy Lee

[ThomCat]

111. I was previously named Darth Kitten by someone here

but I don't remember who. :(

[SOteric]

113. I hereby christen you...

Darth Sweetcheeks. :hi:

[ThomCat]

120. Cool.

:7

I'm the Sith that apparently charms everyone into giving me my evil way. :P

[DS1]

124. Ain't she great?

:bounce:

[ThomCat]

129. Yes. She's an awesome Sith Lord.

I guess she's recruiting and I just signed up. :P

[LynneSin]

131. Darth Sin reporting for duty

:woohoo:

[TZ]

133. No no..someone else is supposed to give you a name...

I dub thee..Darth Tollbooth!!!:P

[Dr. Strange]

140. Nice.

Although I like the succinctness of Darth Toll.

[DS1]

147. Nah, Because she Darth'd herself, her punishment name must be

Darth Quarter

but of course, she'll love that because it's a Zeppelin reference.

[Taverner]

144. Darth Garth ready to go!

[Dr. Strange]

146. Darth Algar!

And Jenny Darth:

[Dr. Strange]

148. Oh crap, I almost forgot: JeffR is Darth Duzy

(of course)

[Broken_Hero]

152. I think Darth-el fits me....:)

Or Darth-Mchuge....:D

[Withywindle]

153. I think....

philboy is Darth Puh.

Parche is Darth Boeing.


Who gets to be Darth Kudzu?

[kedrys]

154. I`ll be Darth Cranky

The s.o. can be Darth Grouchy. :P

[DesEtoiles]

155. Darth Stephanopoulus

[kineneb]

156. you asked for it: Darth Shadows

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

162. Barnabas Collins, a Dark Lord of the Sith?

Very nice. I dub thee Darth Gold Standard.

[DesEtoiles]

158. Darth Meek

[Mobius]

160. Darth Bitter

Darth Sniper
Darth Typo
Darth Brooks
Darth Freeper
Darth Polo
Darth Spank
Darth Chad
Sir Darth A Lot
Darth Strip Mall
Darth Sputter
Darth Porn
Darth Fluffer
Darth Spinach
Darth Paper Cut


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