My Favorite Quotes

[Parche]

And I refuse to drive Mercedes cars because last time I was in a Mercedes, it was raining!!! The last time I was in a Toyota, on the other hand, the sun was shining, so I prefer a Toyota to a Mercedes.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

[stuntcat]

1. lolol!!

Those are teh Best! I'll send the friendship one to my friend :headbang: