(kinda') Funny incident at the Grocery Store......Oh Me...

[BlueJazz]

Went to Publix this morning for some cereal.
Also in the aisle were this couple...She's very pretty...Him...ah..So-So.

Anyway..He cuts a HUGE fart that about shakes the cereal boxes... FRAPPPPPP!!!
She (of course) is embarrassed as all get out...and says DON!..Good Grief!
He just laughs and goes around the corner for something...

She walks by me and says "Damn..can you believe I'm married to that disgusting Thing ??...Be still my foolish Heart"

I couldn't help but crack up but on a more serious note, I thought (to myself),
"That's one more nail in the coffin, Pal"

Geez...

ON EDIT: I think if I had a Girlfriend or Wife that did something like that, I'd start looking for someone else that wasn't so ...Ah..Crude.

In your Home...that's one thing....In Public...that's just Wrong...

[SammyWinstonJack]

1. ...

:spray:

[datasuspect]

2. i often belch very loudly in public

and then do a very dramatic, "Oh! excuse me!"

[khashka]

3. I can't go to my grocery store anymore

There's this severely retarded kid. Great guy, sweet and kind. But he always accosts you tells you what a great musician he is but he'll only play his music in church and lesbian bars.

He's got no idea what he's saying.

Several times I've asked people to take me to my car and take my car keys away. Because I can't drive and laugh so hard.

I'm not mocking or being mean. Cool kid and any parent would be proud to claim his as their son. Doesn't mean it isn't funny,

Khash.

[peekaloo]

4. Publix....Where shopping is a Pleasure.

:rofl: