I'm a supervisor!

[Richardo]

As of today, for the first time ever, I have an OFFICIAL direct report. I've had titles as high as Director at other companies and have never had a staff assigned to me, not even an admin.

I think I'm going to go ahead, and have him come in Saturday. Regular time. Yeahhhhhh, that'd be greaaaaat.



Let the empire building begin! Nyah-ah-ahhh :evilgrin:

[hobbit709]

1. That's spelled stuporvisor!

[Rambis]

2. Fair play

but employees are a pain in the arse! I heard 3 of them filling out their evaluations yesterday because it is that time of year. One woman put biding my time and waiting to retire on every question. I love the University merit employee system- Some rich fuckin name that is-
:grr:

[Richardo]

3. I gotta admit I appreciate her candor.

Then again I'm not her manager. :D

[Rambis]

4. were it just her

it would be fine but she has dragged 4-6 more people of the same age into her daily negativity round table. She is very negative and very vocal- she is rude to students and parents on the phone Oi!

[TZ]

5. Are you my supervisor?

You sound just like him....:P

[Richardo]

6. I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you for your TPS report now

Don't forget the new cover sheet.

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Great. Now you'll be bossing around the lounge.

x(

[Richardo]

8. Like anyone here listens to me.

:eyes:








:D

[bicentennial_baby]

9. Channel Tom Collichio...

"You thought that was good?"



:rofl:

[Richardo]

10. "That was pretty much inedible"

:rofl:




:hi:

[AlCzervik]

11. Your direct report is aware of the bowing scraping protocol i hope?

And congratulations to you my Liege! All hail Ruchardo the benevolent supervisor.


:toast: :loveya:

[Richardo]

17. "I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to genuflect when you come into my office"

"M'kay? Tha-anks."



:hi: :pals: :loveya: crs!!

[underpants]

12. You mean you have SUPER VISION???

like into the future or just through walls n shit?

[Richardo]

13. No. A super *visor*

[underpants]

15. WOW

now THAT commands respect

RESPECT I TELL YA!

[dolo amber]

14. I've been Tha Man(ager) for a couple months now

I try to be a benevolent dictator. :hi:

Congrats! :toast:

[Richardo]

35. As such, you get first dibs on the horse porn, right?

I, on the other hand, get to use the word 'erection' in a non-sexual harrassment context virtually at-will. :)

[UTUSN]

16. Congrats!1 Don't let the bad apples turn you nasty!1 n/t

[Richardo]

43. It's just one guy so it shouldn't be too hard

Thanks, UTUSN! :patriot:

[Bunny]

18. Well, since your new flunky is a man, I feel safe in skipping the Sexual Harrassment lecture.

Be sure he knows that the newbie buys lunch once/week. Mmmm-kay??? Congrats, Boss Man. :thumbsup:

[Elidor]

19. I think he should sexually harass him anyway

Just to see the look on his face.

[Richardo]

30. If you saw this guy, you'd want to see the look on *my* face

I don't think I could ever get that drunk.


:hi:

[Richardo]

28. I'm gonna go ahead and say "Thanks, Bunny."

"Remember, Friday is Hawaiian shirt day."


:loveya: :hi: :pals:

[PeaceNikki]

20. Rock on!!

Congrats! :toast:

[Richardo]

36. Thanks, PeaceNikki!

:pals:

[flvegan]

21. Congrats! Now, give all your work to him to do

and go shoot 18 holes.

[Richardo]

25. You're my new mentor

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

22. Oooh, whatever you do, don't even try to pull off the

suspender & belt ensemble. Even if it's dress-like-an-asshole-Friday. Even if they make you wear the button-down pink with the white collar.



You're the cat's proud ass, Richardo. Don't ever change. Congrats. :applause: :loveya: :yourock:

[terrya]

23. I can feel the awesome bureaucratic power eminanting from your post here.

I am awed at your sheer office magnificence, sir.

:thumbsup:

[Sugar Smack]

24. I'll bet he's busy. Really, very busy.

What do you think he's doing? We all know he's supervising: I like to think he's leaning over someone's shoulder and scowling slightly. Maybe stroking his chin with one hand & the other shoved in his pocket. A brisk pat on the office worker's shoulder. "Carry on."

*swoon* :D

[Richardo]

27. "Carry on, Sugie"

"You're doing a fantastic job." :D

[Sugar Smack]

33. When are you going to start going to "board meetings"?

When are you going to "send the car around"? When people start knocking over their particleboard cubicles to let you pass, will you keep us posted?

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Richardo]

38. I love it when you put stuff in quotes 'cause then I get to pretend it's a kinky euphemism

"Send the car around" indeed! :bounce:

:loveya: :evilgrin: :loveya:

[Richardo]

42. And I salute you on the homoerotic subtext of YOUR post, sir

:pals: :hi:

[Scooter24]

26. Congrats...

http://www.doodie.com/anger_management.php

Here's a game that my own employees shared with me. :rofl:

[joneschick]

32. omg.

very timely. That's all I'm saying. And 17 of 17--I am at peace. :hi:

[redqueen]

29. Congrats.

I'm an office admin and just got insulted for it in another forum.

[Richardo]

34. What the....

:grr:

What the hell is wrong with some people?

[Shine]

31. LOL!! You're funny.

That movie was so hilarious.

Yeah, I loved that line, "...I'm gonna have to let you go ahead and come in on Saturday".

Classic. :rofl:

Congrats and don't let all that power go to your already inflated head. :D


:toast:

[Richardo]

44. Thanks, Shine!

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

37. Make sure he puts the cover sheets on the TPS reports

[Richardo]

41. His seven other bosses and I will give him hell if'n he doesn't

:D

[Blue-Jay]

39. I'm a pop sensation!

[Richardo]

40. "The inside of my nose tastes like bleeding!"

:D