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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 10:03 AM
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Husband hires a hit man
A man hires a hit man to kill his wife of 40 years

The hit man says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The husband replies "Shit man, you can't kill her by shooting her in the kneecap!!"



:rofl:
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 10:04 AM
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1. heh. nt.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 10:06 AM
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2. I don't get it. nt
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 10:07 AM
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3. Sagging boobs.
Men get them too.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 10:18 AM
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6. Don't be mean
In spite of my age I think I have quite a nice chest. Nothing sagging yet.

My belly might be a whole different matter.....


Khash.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 10:22 AM
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7. I was just pointing it out...
while people were laughing about the woman's sagging boobs. ;-)
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 10:13 AM
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5. You don't?
Dolly Parton does. She said she knew it was time for surgery when her husband asked to see her breasts and she had to lift up her skirt.


Gravity. It effects us all.


Khash.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 10:08 AM
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4. !
:popcorn:
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