The greatest post ever. Prepare to be wowed.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Today, I let my dogs out into my backyard.

They did their business.

They ran around a little bit.

I smoked a cigarette and watched them.

After they were done running around, I rubbed their bellies.

Then I coughed a little bit and hiked up my pants because they are getting a little loose.

Then I went back into the house and did some stuff.

*sigh*

[Fox Mulder]

1. Wow.

Just...wow.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. pure poetry

:applause:

[Critters2]

3. K&R!!! nt

[sarge43]

4. Brings tears to my eyes - your life is magical, philboy.

The rest of us merely do stuff. You attend to potential butt cracks.

[lizziegrace]

8. Aww Sarge...

:hug:

:P

[sarge43]

9. Thank you, lizziegrace

Once in a great while one reads of an experience so Zen like, so at one with the cosmos, that it's almost epiphanic .... or something. :wow:

[Dr. Strange]

5. I liked the thematic underpinnings of the plot.

But it could have used more pubes.

[TZ]

6. ..

I think you are a bit "parched" if you know what I mean....

[limit18]

7. I'm completely lost...

best I can figure is you stepped in dog s**t?

[Brigid]

10. I bow before your literary prowess, philboy.

All I did this morning was watch my cats squabble over which one gets the top of the cat tree. *sigh*

[Aristus]

11. I don't have the words...

B-)

[bmbmd]

12. Smoking. Weight loss. Coughing.

When was your last chest x-ray?