Minnesota DU men - do not have sex with fish!

[Deja Q]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351636,00.html

— It is illegal for men in Minnesota to have intimate sexual relationships with a live fish.

No wonder the Mall of America's large aquarium was set up in Minnesota...

[Pierre.Suave]

1. Thanks for the tip...

but I don't think I would have ever considered it anyway.

[TZ]

2. AHAHAHA! Oh temeah.....

One thing though..". Sleeping naked is illegal in Minnesota."
Guess I'm gonna be breaking the law next week....
:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

5. Damn really?

Shit...


:yoiks:

[Crabby Appleton]

3. Another good reason to avoid MN. nt

[yellowcanine]

4. I suspect it is unenforcable because no one could prove the fish was alive when the deed was done.

And what about women? Live fish boinking is ok?

[Pierre.Suave]

6. Holy Crap!!!!!!

We have our reason to arrest all the repuglicons in DC...

"Sexual positions beyond missionary are illegal in Washington, D.C."

[quip]

11. Carpe Sanctum?

[Deja Q]

19. Wrong.

Carpe Santorum.

:hide:

[Pierre.Suave]

20. HAHAHA

great reply.

[Pierre.Suave]

7. DAMN, there goes that plan...

"If you’re a member of the Nevada legislature, you cannot conduct business, while in session, wearing a penis costume."

:rofl:

[CatholicEdHead]

8. Is that what ice houses are really for?

:yoiks:

[Pierre.Suave]

9. HAHAHA

:rofl:

[quip]

10. It's to protect us from contracting the crabs

[Frosty1]

12. I'm a Pisces and I sleep naked

:shrug:

[cloudbase]

13. But can they

co-exist peacefully?

[joeybee12]

14. So, in the middle of winter, DU Minn men are supposed to just be bored senseless?

That's cruel!

[Pierre.Suave]

22. No...

we instead find a HUMAN female...

:shrug:

[RainDog]

15. women! lock up your hallibuts!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. But what if fish want to have sex with you?

It would certainly make your swimming experiences more interesting.

[Pierre.Suave]

21. Ouch...

fish have small sharp teeth...

[DarkTirade]

17. How cod they?

I suppose some men would try it just for the halibut...

[PeaceNikki]

18. Hmm. But dead fish are ok?

:shrug: