So what does matcom have to be proud of?

[sasquatch]

1. He has to duck/hide every time he sees a vehicle that has Virginia plates.

2. At a Red Sox/Yankees game the fans stopped hassling the Yankees so they could keep call him a douchebag instead.

3. He's the only man to have forced the United States to ban him from contacting or visiting Canada or Mexico.

4. He made his graduating high school classes recent list of "Most likely to be seen on 'Cops', 'To catch a predator' or A&E's 'Intervention'."

5. Has a stalking/restraining order against him filed by Rachael Ray.

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

1. Nobody's ever accused him of being too macho

:P

[Parche]

2. I Heard He Has Fondled Ann Coulter's Adams Apple Once

:woohoo:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[sasquatch]

3. LOL!

I bet it was bigger than his.
:D

[Midlodemocrat]

4. He wears Manpris. He'll deny it, but there's photographic evidence somewhere.

[sasquatch]

6. HAHAHAHA!!

:rofl:
That's real macho there.

[DS1]

5. He suck-started his scooter every time for a year thinking the unscratched key slot would make

the bike look unridden.

[sasquatch]

7. *sigh*

That's the type of man we're dealing with.

[SOteric]

8. Ever the social climber, matcom can be proud

of sleeping his way into DU popularity.

[bigwillq]

9. He has a nice wife.

I like Mrs. Matcom lots. Don't know how she puts up with him. :P

[sasquatch]

10. She's a sweetheart

Even his arch-rival calls her a "bff".
:)

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. He's not DS1

[KG]

12. he's actually Steve Bartman.

[matcom]

13. I put bells around the necks of all the songbirds to make it easier for the Feral Cats

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

14. What about the rest of the list?

:D