Female DU'rs

[Parche]

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything,
absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 on one condition.'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said . .


'Clean my house.'

(YOU GO, GIRL!)

Money well spent don't you think?!!!!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. ::::::::: APPLAUSE :::::::::::::

Where's that guy? Is he still here?

I got a twenty ........

[RainDog]

2. um.... no?

not my take on funny, but then again, I'm weird.

[supernova]

3. Hee. You won't believe this

Check out what showed up on craigslist yesterday.

:rofl:

raleigh craigslist > men seeking women

I want to be your maid (Raleigh)

Reply to: [e-mail]
Date: 2008-04-20, 2:34PM EDT


Quite simply I enjoy doing housework and waiting on a woman hand and foot. If you like the idea of someone cleaning your home top to bottom, running errands and doing your yardwork then I am for you.

I am for real and hope to meet someone in Raleigh that I can serve 2-3 times a week.


Location: Raleigh

[darkstar]

4. That guy's a joke!!!

Hilarious find!!!

:rofl: