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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 06:03 PM
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Oh Noes! Playboy's actually gonna do a "GIRLS OF THE OLIVE GARDEN!!1!!!1!!"
And no, I'm not kidding, though I wish I was.

:wow:

This is something I found at the Onion AV Club; a blogger chick named "The Hater" brought it to our attention.

http://www.avclub.com/content/hater/so_if_you_think_youre_sexy_and

Best line of the piece? "Congratulations to Playboy on an idea that spans multiple definitions of the word 'tasteless.'" BURN!
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 06:06 PM
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1. OMG!

:spray:


OK, admit it, how many of you just ran out and ordered advance copies??? :P
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 06:16 PM
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2. I haven't...
... yet...

:P
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 06:18 PM
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3. What are you waiting for???

Hurry, man, this one's gonna sell out for sure!


:rofl:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 06:21 PM
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4. This is coming out the month after Penthouse's annual "Delaware Tollbooth Hotties" pictorial, right?
I'm saving up my quarters just for a quick run thru!
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 06:21 PM
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5. I'm still waiting for Playboy's Girls Of Liberty University issue.
Hubba-hubba!

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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 06:22 PM
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6. I've had a few Olive Garden waitresses that I thought should be working naked...
This could be a hot one!

:blush:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 06:25 PM
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7. Working naked? That's preposterous...
they need aprons to protect themselves from dripping food. :P
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 06:26 PM
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8. Transparent ones, then.
:woohoo:

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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 06:32 PM
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9. But, but, but,
If, when we're all there we're family...
It's like seeing your sister (or mother) naked.
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 06:51 PM
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10. "My Italian Uncle Salvatore--when he's in town, we always take him to the Olive Garden...
...the PERV!"
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 07:06 PM
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13. That clears that up.
I thought they were trying to kill him.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 06:53 PM
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11. I'm so buying that issue.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 07:05 PM
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12. No breadstick jokes or I'm tellin!!
:P
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 08:50 PM
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14. If they're posing in a kudzu setting, I'm all for it.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 08:51 PM
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15. Will they be breastfeeding?
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 08:53 PM
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16. Damn. You beat me to it.
:hi:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-21-08 09:06 PM
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17. Will they be smoking?
Will there be pitbulls too?

:woohoo:

RL
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