Entertain us !

[jeff30997]

Post anything,free for all,come on you can do it!

Warning:

You have to be creative.

If not,I will hit the alert button!

(Just kidding)

Go ahead! Shoot all of you DUers of the night!


(Ok,a bit melodramatic but...er...let's the games begin)

[Lil Missy]

1. flevegan tortures eats puppies.

[jeff30997]

2. Yes of course,

Er,can you elaborate about this criminal case miss Lil Missy?

Who or what is a flevegan ? Animal,vegetal or mineral ?

Secondly,where were you the night the puppies where eaten ?

No,no,no I'm not accusing you of anything miss Lil Missy,but

I have to do my job correctly,I'm sure you understand this,do you?

After all I am a professional.

Now let's make a deal.

You admit the torturing and the eating of the cute little puppies,

and you won't spent the rest of your life at the infamous

Guano Bay Jail.

Please sign here,here,here,here,and finally here.

Very well,you have been very cooperative after all, so

we'll just throw you in a ditch full of angry puppies

for two hours and your debt to society will have been

paid.Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day.

Next!

[Freedom Knight]

15. Does he use Barbecue sauce or just a seasoning rub?n/t

[JeffR]

3. Marc Bolan:

Chariot Choogle

Girl you are a groove
You're like the planets when you move
See the winter coming
In a two-fin caddy
Gonna walk upon the water
Go ooo yeah

Girl you gotta cook
You got the chariot by the hook
I'm riding in the rain
Got my blue suede shoes
Gonna give up all my pain
And go ooo yeah

Baby you know who you are
Baby you know who you are
Don't you know who you are

Standing on your porch
You wear your pleasure like a torch
Hiding in the road
Like a Pasolini toad
Gonna give up all my load
And go ooo yeah
____________________

C'mon.

See the winter coming in a two-fin caddy/Gonna walk upon the water/
Go ooo yeah.

Nobody has ever written a better lyric than that. Nobody.

[jeff30997]

4. Cool dude!

I'm not a fuckin' liar so let me say this:

I never heard about Chariot Choogle but...

Well to Tell you the thr...

Ah the hell with that!

Plain and simple:

I read the text in your post and I like it.Periode.

Sorry, too drunk and far too tired to elaborate.

On second thought...

Girl you are a groove
You're like the planets when you move
See the winter coming
In a two-fin caddy
Gonna walk upon the water
Go ooo yeah

Yes.I like it.

Ok I'm blunt! but damit I'm about to collapse in my fuckin bed man!

I studied poetry and yadayadayada so when I say it's good I know what I'm talkin' about but...

Zzzz...Good night JeffR I'm toast.:)

[Freedom Knight]

5. A post free for all?

What kind of reading are you looking for? Romance, chilling, comic, or good old fashion silly?

[Lady Freedom]

6. You should tell about all your feeding woes of late!

[Freedom Knight]

10. Sorry to miss your response yesterday.

I got caught up in reading the posts in "General Discussion: Primaries". I truly doubt that they wish to hear about how hard it is to find a suitable donor these days. Not only one that is interested, but also willing to be tested, even with me paying for it. So many people in this day and age still do not wish to get tested for diseases. I go in all the time, it is not that big of a deal.

edit=spelling

[JeffR]

7. Kick

:kick:

[azmouse]

8. ok

[skygazer]

9. *snicker* You said "anus"

Entertain us = entert + anus

:rofl:

[Skittles]

11. IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I KICKED SOME CANADIAN ASS

yes INDEED :7

[Dr. Strange]

12. Let's dance!

[WannaBeGrumpy]

14. ahaha the second one's from Yo Gabba Gabba!!!

i love that show..I'm going to dress my kids like that!

[WannaBeGrumpy]

13. airplane food....

that is all

[bertha katzenengel]

16. Today's secret ingredient is:

Salt!

Allez Cuisine!