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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 03:21 PM
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So this conservative goes to the doctor
He says "Doc, my eyes are turning white." The doctor hands him a glass and says "Drink this." He does and then he says "Ugh, that tasted like shit. What was it?"
The doctor tells him "It was shit. You were a quart low."
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 03:52 PM
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1. Oh, that was perfect!
:rofl:

All us liberals and independents in this office are going to email it to our redneck co-worker tomorrow just to watch his head 'splode ;)
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 03:54 PM
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2. I wish I could send this one to the Greatest Page.
I triple dog dare you to post it in GD:P

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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 04:05 PM
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3. Hit that RECOMMEND button!
:rofl:

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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-22-08 06:32 PM
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4. Short but sweet.
Edited on Tue Apr-22-08 06:32 PM by Brigid
:rofl:

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