I may have to KILL a bird..

[SoCalDem]

We have a bird in our treee in back who will not STFU..

He jabbers ALL NIGHT LONG..

It's a blue jay..and now he has invited some friends over and there are THREE of 'em out there golng on and on and on..

They are all singing something different too..

I thought birds were quiet at night..


cheep..cheeep..chirp..chirp.. squawk..and there's some vibrato singing too..

[zanne]

1. When they're mating, they're noisy at night.

You probably are, too! Seriously, how many chances do they get? I hope you can get some sleep soon. Let's hope the birds aren't too picky this year.

[Skittles]

2. YOU WANT I SHOULD KICK SOME CHEEPING ASS, SOCALDEM?

BIRDS AIN'T SO TOUGH

[LadyoftheRabbits]

24. ...

:rofl:

[Maestro]

3. It could be worse.

It could be cats in heat. :-) Actually, if you put an fake owl or rubber snake in the tree, that might make them take up their singing somewhere else.

[Solly Mack]

4. It's because they're blue isn't it? You wanted Robins didn't you?

Sure. You say it's because of the singing but it's really because they're blue isn't it?

Fess up...You crave red-breasted tunes and not the cool blue ballads of the Blue-Jay.

[semillama]

5. You sure it's a blue jay at night?

Mockingbirds are notorious for singing all night long.

[Inchworm]

6. That is what came to my mind first, too

Blue Jays are like my alarm clock here. They'll squawk even when I don't set the alarm :P

:hi:

[Pierre.Suave]

14. yeah, those little bastards...

mocking my attempts at sleep...

:mad:



























:P

[semillama]

23. What, you've never been up all night trying to get laid? n/t

[zanne]

26. HAH! nt

[Pierre.Suave]

34. If I am up all night...

I am no longer trying.

:P

[raccoon]

16. Well, if it is, the OP is screwn, because it's a sin to kill a mockingbird. nt

[pokerfan]

7. Bird song translated

"What's your sign?"

"That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed."

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can see myself in them."

"Lets do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?"

"Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?"

"Hi, I make more money than you can spend."

"Did it hurt?" "When you fell from heaven?"

[lost-in-nj]

8. oh my

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


have I been out of the loop so long that this is what men/women say to pick each other up?

:yoiks: :yoiks:



crap
I'm screwn...

I would laugh my ass off if anyone said those things to me

let alone spew my drink!!!

:spray:

lost

Thanks for the laugh!!!

[Inchworm]

9. Heres my favorite line

:P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYlDbv7MqE8

Hi you!

:hug:

[Pierre.Suave]

15. HAHA

that movie is great.

[FloridaJudy]

17. Oh! It's twue!

It's twue! It's twue! It's twue!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25x_Up-9da0

[Inchworm]

18. Well you know what they said?!

(it says the "N" word, but in good taste like a sex scene in an action movie)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vdrfcnjstw

:P

[pokerfan]

12. Nah, that's just what birds say

And if you think they're unsophisticated you should hear the bees; they're really vulgar.

Me, I usually lie about the size of my... portfolio.

[sarge43]

10. It's that time of year; hormones are a-bubbling.

Moreover, jays are the avian equivalent of GD-P; they yell for the sheer pleasure of yelling.

[Deep13]

11. Well, at least you don't have to kill a mockingbird.

:-)

[Javaman]

13. Throw some water on them and tell them to get a room! nt

[UTUSN]

19. Careful!1 When I semi-playfully complained about birds pooping in the dogs' water dish

and mockingbirds singing all night and attacking people and dogs during nesting season, I was told here to get off of the planet!1

[Fire Walk With Me]

20. "I may have to KILL a bird.."

Is it mocking you?

[SoCalDem]

21. UPDATE.. I forgave them their raucous partying..and they are sleeping

now or have moved the party..

I was just pissed at the noise..between the damned birds & the neighbor's dogs, I had to close up my house last night..and I do love the fresh night air..

:)

[Lars39]

22. My husband left his air compressor on last night,

so at 4am this morning, it started up. I *will* get revenge, and it won't include chirping birds. :D

[khashka]

25. Me too

A Cardinal. He bangs on the window 24 hours a day.

If I could bring myself to kill an animal, he'd be first on the list. I think I might enjoy getting my hands around his throat and throttling the life out of the little bastard.

Khash.

[sarge43]

30. He's fighting with his reflection. Common habit with cardinals

this time of year.

[EnviroBat]

27. Birds can drive you crazy...

[Blue-Jay]

28. My singing is quite pleasant, thank you very much...

[sarge43]

29. It's not the quality of the voice, Blue-Jay; it's the quantity. n/t

[Blue-Jay]

31. Tonight, I'm gonna practice every song in the Slim Whitman catalog.

[sarge43]

32. Well, it's not the Celine Dion Song Book

Thanks.

[Mezzo]

33. I got a mockingbird outside mine all the time. nt

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. Imagine how they must feel about us...

and our automobiles, radios, sirens, power tools, and heavy machinery.

[SoCalDem]

36. but but but.. we give them water and a very lovely tree

can't they STFU at night :)