It's official Star Jones has filed for divorce

Giant Robot

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Wed Apr-23-08 01:21 PM
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It's official Star Jones has filed for divorce

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080423/ap_en_tv/people_star_jones

I know save your tears. This one was not seen coming from a mile away.

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KitchenWitch

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Wed Apr-23-08 01:23 PM
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1. So, does she now have to pay the vendors she coerced into providing services for free?

For her splashy wedding.

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Giant Robot

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Wed Apr-23-08 01:24 PM
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2. Maybe they get a discount for the divorce party?

:shrug:

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undeterred

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Wed Apr-23-08 01:47 PM
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9. She'll probably have a fundraiser.

Elton John will host :evilgrin:

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DS1

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Wed Apr-23-08 01:26 PM
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3. I'd better stock up on DingDongs before they all run out

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Giant Robot

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Wed Apr-23-08 01:30 PM
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4. I think there is a Ho Hos joke in here somewhere

I'm just not sure what it will be however.

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Westegg

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Wed Apr-23-08 01:33 PM
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5. The deuce, you say!

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AlCzervik

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Wed Apr-23-08 01:34 PM
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6. "Sponsored by Legal zoom.com!"

a nation weeps.

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Giant Robot

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Wed Apr-23-08 01:35 PM
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7. ...

:rofl:

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Bunny

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Wed Apr-23-08 01:42 PM
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8. Well, if those two crazy kids can't make it, what chance do the rest of us have?

:cry:

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Critters2

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Wed Apr-23-08 01:48 PM
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12. Yeah, it was such a lovely wedding!!

:cry:

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BrklynLib at work

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Wed Apr-23-08 01:48 PM
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10. I am shocked, I tell you!! Just shocked!!!

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: Oh, thank you very much.

Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!

CASABLANCA -1942

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Fox Mulder

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Wed Apr-23-08 01:48 PM
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11. It's official: I don't care.

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