BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!

[KitchenWitch]

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Why's he wearin' jammies?

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

2. He's just lost weight and apparently he does not think he needs a smaller uniform

:eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Did he lose height, too?

[KitchenWitch]

8. No, he just does not know how to wear baseball pants.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Most guys don't anymore

I'd like to find out who was the first to do the long-pants thing, but I still wouldn't know whose ass to kick — his or the 600 guys who said, "Oooo, I'd better do it too so I won't be different."

As guys like Jim Bouton and Bill Lee pointed out, "different" in baseball is tantamount to heresy.

[KitchenWitch]

12. I taught my son how to wear his baseball pants.

Granted they do not do the whole stirrups and sanitaries anymore, but my son does know how to wear his baseball pants.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Good on ya

I dunno why they don't use sannies anymore — one more thing to wash, maybe. They don't have to wear 'em with stirrups, but I know they make socks with built-in stirrups, because I used to have a pair.

That used to be The Look, man — high-cut stirrups. Still is, far as I'm concerned. As Jim Bouton wrote, "It makes your legs look long and cool instead of dumpy and hot."

[quip]

18. The first yahoo I remember wearing them was Bonds

And Andy Van Slyke

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Wouldn't surprise me if it were Bonds

And look where it got him. :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Is he a new hero of yours, my dear KW?

Pretty amazing build!

:9

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

4. He is pitching right now.

I'd hit it!

:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

7. HAHAHA

you are the first woman I have heard say that.

I just love his name. Boof Bonsor. What an awesome name.

[KitchenWitch]

10. Hey, He is hot in a rough and tumble animal magnetism way.

:D

[Pierre.Suave]

13. It is ok

you are not banned from using that term.

:P

Just make sure you come in and defend me next time I use it, and get jumped on by teh DU female mafia.

[KitchenWitch]

14. No problemo!

I am all for sexploiting the males of this species...

:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

15. HAHA

You iz Funnay!

:P

[quip]

5. Boof is on the bubble I think. If he doesn't start pitching well, he might become

expendable.... :shrug:

And now he just gave up a run.... :mad:

[KitchenWitch]

9. He kept the damage to a minumum

The A's could have really opened it all up...

[quip]

19. And again in the third....

We need some runs!

[Orsino]

17. He's injecting steroids in the wrong place. n/t