If we can write in candidates on a ballot, can we write in positions?

[Rabrrrrrr]

Like, say, vote for Obama for Supreme Court instead of president? Or Nancy Pelosi for Attorney General? Or Orin Hatch for the guy who cleans out the diaper fetish room in the Republican Office?

I think it would be fun!


We probably can't, though, because the government never lets us do anything fun.

x(

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Vote KitchenWitch

for Minister of Silly Walks.

[KitchenWitch]

2. I have a cane that looks like that umbrella... All I need is the briefcase!

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. And the black three-piece suit

And the bowler. :D

[KitchenWitch]

5. I have the black suit - not three piece have to work on that

I will look in the thrift stores for a bowler. I love hats.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Oh, and you'll need a budget

of £348,000,000 per year to be spent on all your available products — such as research fellowships on the Anglo-French Silly Walk, Le Marche Futile.

[KitchenWitch]

8. My own money, or grant money?

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. It comes from the government

You see there's Defence, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks — they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence!

[KitchenWitch]

10. That is in British Pounds, right?

I think I can live within that tight budget!

:think:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. And that's why I use Crelm toothpaste, with fraudulin!

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Or, Shrill Petrol!

With the new additive GLC-942-4075.









(After 6 p.m., GLC-942-4047.)

[TZ]

4. Oh THOSE types of positions

I was hoping no one was supporting the missionary position........:evilgrin:

[DS1]

6. I write in the following

SOteric for Chairperson of the Department of Recipes

Midlodemocrat as the Chief Jailbait Spawninator

Rabrrrrrr as the biggest douchebag in the Universe

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Only "biggest"? I'm insulted.

I should think it would be at least "unsurpassably biggest".

x(

[Cabcere]

14. If I had a nickel for every time I heard that line...

...I'd have five cents. :P

:hug: :hi:

[SOteric]

15. D'oh! I thought you meant something like:

Dick Cheney, - Doggie Style x(

[DS1]

16. This is not the undisclosed location I'm looking for