V*ginia

[GoddessOfGuinness]

[Parche]

1. NorF*ck

:woohoo:
:hi:

[TZ]

2. heh

Thats almost the way the natives pronounce it--naw fuck...:evilgrin:

[many a good man]

3. You mean those with the Tidewooder accent?

Ah'm not from Vaginya mahself. I live in Murrilin.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. That's pronounced NAWf*ck

of course... :D

[angstlessk]

14. I was born and raised and still live in Norf*ck...our song...listen carefully

We're the girls from Norfulk
We don't drink, nor smoke, Norfulk, Norfulk!

I sang it a few times (being the big fat liar that I was(am))

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. A college friend of mine was from your neck of the woods...

He had a really thick souther-en drawl. It cracked me up to listen to him read in German class.

Once his grandmother came to visit, and she was a trip and a half!

She (in her 80s at the time) taught us this drinking song:

I love my meat balls in the morning
I love my meatballs in the night
I love my meatballs without warning
I love my meatballs to be right.

(chorus)
(men) I love my meat!
(women) I love my balls!
(men) I love my meat!
(women) I love my balls!
(all) I love my meatballs to be right!

I love my cocktails in the morning...etc,

You get the idea. :D

[angstlessk]

19. sorta like the Catholics who tell all those Jesus jokes..

southern ladies are supposed to be demure and shy..all the while singing dirty songs in their dirty little minds!!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. I guess she was old enough to no longer care.

:)

[lost-in-nj]

4. Intercourse

lost




:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Is there one of those in V*ginia as well as PA?

Does the road from Intercourse lead to Paradise?

[sasquatch]

5. You should see the landfills filled with empty boxed wine cardboard

:D

[lost-in-nj]

6. AHHHH

It all depends on what the bladder is made of.....


lost



LOL

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Now I have heard...

That some of those boxes are not half bad.

But you'd never catch me drinking out of one. :toast:

[angstlessk]

23. well, what in the hell do you EXPECT us to do with our wine boxes?? recycle!!1!1!

[Deja Q]

7. Clagina - it's the next generation!

:hide:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Maybe...but I'll bet

there are as many Clenis jokes about Hillary as there are Clagina. The Thugs really don't like a woman who "doesn't know her place."

[VenusRising]

8. And straight from Austria...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Schneller, schneller, bitte!!!

:rofl:

[Bucky]

11. True fact: "Chesapeake" is an Algonquian word meaning "cameltoe"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. When did Algonquians come across camels?

:rofl:

[Sequoia]

12. I got your "Virginia"

Sorry, no flame here though.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. Where's Hoss when you need him?

:toast:

[Jamastiene]

13. You sure got my full and complete, undivided attention.

:hi:

I live in NC, right below there. And we all know my favorite place to be is right below V*ginia.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. LOL

I hear it's warm down there.

[Jamastiene]

27. Yes, yes it is.

It's been very comforting as well. I am :D being down below V*ginia. :D

[MilesColtrane]

25. V*ginia...

Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Is there anything it CAN'T do?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

26. It can't seem to manage to keep its system of highways

in synch with its development. But other than that, there are many good things. :D

[kwassa]

28. I advocate the secession of NoVa from the rest of Va.

since that is where all the money and all the liberals are. We have a West Virginia, why not a North Virginia? The 51st state!

Virginia currently has some of the strangest state politics anywhere.

[Cabcere]

32. As much as I believe that NoVa is, in fact, a completely different state...

...I'd rather keep things the way they are now. :( It's bad enough living in one of the reddest parts of a red state, but thanks to the NoVa folks we've been able to at least make some progress on a statewide front... :hi:

(And yeah, you're definitely right about the weirdness of VA state politics.) :crazy:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. There are pockets of liberals here and there...

It'd be a shame if their brethren left them without a hope of being represented.

[madinmaryland]

29. Is it true that muslim terrorist think they will get 72 Virginians in Heaven??

:shrug:

[kernelfarmer]

30. pen*s

[Cabcere]

31. Pen*sylvania?

:shrug: :hi: